You Have a Choice: Choose Wisely

[Beach Affiliate]

Inspired by JakeStratham's thread and my insomnia:

You have a choice: A butter face with a banging body or a fatty with a cute face.

Stipulations:

1) You have to take her out in public. No 3am booty call only.
2) Your friends, family, etc. must see you with her.
3) No bullshit like "well, I'll just wait till the fat girl loses weight." NO. You have to choose them just as they are.

Butter face example:

Fat, cute example:

 

[drave]

negative

 

[productionhead]

damn nigga fuk it

 

[drave]

in the time it took you to put this thread together, you could've found two hotter options.

 

[Beach Affiliate]

in the time it took you to put this thread together, you could've found two hotter options.

But your mother and sister are both asleep.

 

[DanTe_0101]

butter face with a banging body type guy

 

[drave]

But your mother and sister are both asleep.

seriously, terrible choices.

 

[JoseArmando]

I rather die alone

 

[MyOwnDemon]

I used to know a girl that was a serious butterface. Like the clinical, dictionary definition. Her body was incredibly banging but her face looked like something straight out of a horror movie. Seriously, her face was ugly like you wouldn't believe. Like she got hit with 10,000 shovels but some plastic surgeon molded everything below her neck to absolute perfection.

My friend still hit it and said it was worth it.

Good luck, bros.

 

[Shack]

Butterface + pillow. A fat face is fat, not cute.

 

[Goodcat]

 

[Doc]

Easy call. Fat with a pretty face. Gym and diet fixes fat. NOTHING fixes ugly

 

[James_Clarke]

Butter face.

 

[jstover77]

I would rather masturbate. Ugh, where is Suddenly Ass when you need him.

 

[AdamC]

Easy call. Fat with a pretty face. Gym and diet fixes fat. NOTHING fixes ugly

Na, gym and diet may reduce fat but it wont help that loose, saggy skin. tits like socks with golf balls in etc.

 

[chigga102]

The Butterface with hot body... cause a fat chick can NEVER be beautiful. Its one of those universal things like the speed of light. Fat != Beautiful

 

[BigWill]

that fucking fat chick is disgusting WTF

all i can think about is how many greasy ass hamburgers she eats and what she stinks like

 

[robbie222]

That big girl could clog a toilet up.

 

[SteveGG]

Easy ! Take the butter face with the banging body...

First thing you do is "pamper her" with a complete and professional make-over. The girl used as an example here has normal features, so she could definitely benefit. (ie. see two examples below)

And for long term, plastic surgery could turn her into a 9, if money is not an issue.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

I'd rather jerk off.