Update on the fake grand jury in FL:
After one of their own got charged with 14 felonies for "simulating a legal process" and impersonation, he went full sovrun at his arraignment, got his bail revoked and spent about a month in jail. Around the same time, the judge banned the fake grand jury from using the courthouse facilities to make their fake indictments (previously, they had gotten into a conference room and attempted to indict the judge by filing their fake true bills with the real court clerk).
The fake grand jury people did not like this, because it meant they would have to go back to meeting at Denny's, so they went to the monthly board meeting of the county commissioners. Presumably, they were there to ask for space in the courthouse, and a million dollar budget so they can have copy machines and comfortable chairs, but mostly what happened is that they let one of them read out loud for a few minutes some gibberish about the Magna Carta.
That was last month, and since they did not get kicked out, they saw this as a big success, and decided to come back this month:
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg4KlVQo6tc"]Dixie County Commissioners Reaction to Plea for Space for CLGJ 11 6 2014 - YouTube[/ame]
The first 9 minutes is painful, but then it gets LOL.