lol it should say "Disclaimer: Results guaranteed to annoy the judge with more penalties added for later enjoyment".
Martin Grunin - Facebook Ads Fraud - Bank Fraud - mgrunin
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Holy fuck... I shouldn't be surprised all of this has escalated into even more lulz and batshit success full of moar successes...
I'm about to short circuit out.. but how the fuck did this guy get into all of this craziness? Was it thru the fake lawyer that lawyered on laws with no law?
You know what's killer about all of this eh? Grunin is sitting there with his new counsel thinking "bro, I got this shit... Facebook will pay ME. I ain't worried.. I convinced myself they owe me monies so... they do. Simple. Nailed it. Score. Psh, I don't need no R8, I will buy an R9 mothafuckas!!"
Let's not forget that Grunin continued to have Costello send shit to the court after the motion. He's summarily fucked. 22yo and a leper. The time to act was prior to the default. Calling the lawyers child molesters. Excelsior! Bravo!
He filed this on 8/7:
Bullet, may I please introduce you to foot. It's about time you two should meet.
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^^ "a child molesting Fagin." - Never before, in the entire history of WF, has a phrase been elevated, because of where it has been posted and its sheer ludicrousness; to a point of being: Beyond Sig Worthy.
Thanks mgrunin we are all truly in your debt. I wish you good fortune and godspeed...
Son you are Not Disappoint!
Thanks mgrunin we are all truly in your debt. I wish you good fortune and godspeed...
Son you are Not Disappoint!
I honestly can't even fathom the depths of stupidity that are being displayed in this thread, and all by one man. There is enough stupid in this thread to service the worlds requirements of stupidity. This is simply beyond all comprehension.
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Hahahaha it's like ordering a witch doctor not to consult with his grandpa's ghost on how to treat a patient
The jimmies of Perkins Coie and Facebook have definitely been ruffled, lol.
Opposition to Motion to Set Aside Default filed by Facebook
Facebook v Grunin Pg1 of 25 Exhibit a Archive
Facebook v Grunin Doc47 - Page1 of 17
Opposition to Motion to Set Aside Default filed by Facebook
Facebook v Grunin Pg1 of 25 Exhibit a Archive
Facebook v Grunin Doc47 - Page1 of 17
The jimmies of Perkins Coie and Facebook have definitely been ruffled, lol.
Opposition to Motion to Set Aside Default filed by Facebook
Facebook v Grunin Pg1 of 25 Exhibit a Archive
Facebook v Grunin Doc47 - Page1 of 17
The funniest thing I read in the documents.
Dkt. 35: Grunin’s signature on his own sworn affidavit stating, among other things, that:
Martin Grunin does not exist, ¶¶ 47–48;
Oh wow, Perkins Cole is pissed right off. They're even going after his watch, lol
I'm not a lawyer but what he actually does looks to me like he is trying to through at them as much shit as possible so they actually can't move forward. I didn't read all of it but tell me why he isn't charged yet? Or was he already?
I only know that throwing at court a lot of crap is effective in making any progress with the case. If done properly you could play around for a long time. He have nothing to lose, he is fucked already so delaying charges is the best option for him. In the mean time I'm sure he is scamming other people to be able to pay at least a fraction of what FB wants.
I only know that throwing at court a lot of crap is effective in making any progress with the case. If done properly you could play around for a long time. He have nothing to lose, he is fucked already so delaying charges is the best option for him. In the mean time I'm sure he is scamming other people to be able to pay at least a fraction of what FB wants.
There it comes... So much for "he can outsmart facebook".
It was written at the start of this thread: Facebook wants his head, they are going for blood.
That is the most important difference here. Grunin's stunts are stupid in any case but
in this one, when a major company wants your head... He will pay badly for that.
What facebook is doing here is simple btw:
They are saying that Grunin is guilty and that his way to act implicit gives them right.
Because he denied to give any real fact or even try to defend himself.
They really explained that in details and in a logical time line.
He will need a real good lawyer to counter this IMHO.
And a real expensive one too because to counter this is not done between 2 coffee.
It was written at the start of this thread: Facebook wants his head, they are going for blood.
That is the most important difference here. Grunin's stunts are stupid in any case but
in this one, when a major company wants your head... He will pay badly for that.
What facebook is doing here is simple btw:
They are saying that Grunin is guilty and that his way to act implicit gives them right.
Because he denied to give any real fact or even try to defend himself.
They really explained that in details and in a logical time line.
He will need a real good lawyer to counter this IMHO.
And a real expensive one too because to counter this is not done between 2 coffee.
Facebook has it wrong.
The Grunmeister didn't buy an Audi R8, it was a "Fraudi R8" in-fact.
They may only get the watch.
The Grunmeister didn't buy an Audi R8, it was a "Fraudi R8" in-fact.
They may only get the watch.
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