Hairy programmers



Ok this is crazy... I'm hairy and sit a lot maybe? What can you do to prevent this?

Laser hair removal around your tailbone just above your buttcrack. Or constant waxing, but you have to get the root out, not just cut it. Also they said rubbing can initiate it, so truck/boat drivers, not sure if tight clothing/belt affects it. But usually an ingrown hair starts it off and gets infected.


"When you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you." — Friedrich Nietzsche
When I was looking up cysts/tumors there was a type of tumor that grows from any type of body cells, forming teeth, eyeballs, liver tissue, etc....

One famous football player they said who had one found out when he got tackled and a tooth came out his nose.

So much for divine creation. lol

@Pheasant, next time I re-pack it I'll snap a pick, it's all taped up atm.
 
Yes it is common. It happens like this.

Hair grows in. Your body doesn't want to get infected so it forms a bubble around it. Now if you shaved regularky for example, you'd scrape it away. If you showered instead, the soapy soap would wash it out. But you don't. So it grows on you. I know your doctor didn't say that. Doctors avoid telling their patients it's their fault. Guess why?
 
Ok this is crazy... I'm hairy and sit a lot maybe? What can you do to prevent this?
There is nothing you can do but accept your fate - hopefully with the grace and dignity that shindig has shown today.
 
Quit trying to educate people about it. You know shit about cysts.

Dermal cysts are protective bubbles formed around stuff that doesn't belong inside your skin but somehow got stuck there. Happens to exactly zero people who don't suffer from swamp ass. But if you want to make your sad gfs a bit happier, go with the laser hair removal.
 
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Of course only from sitting...
 
I was thinking this thread was about finding good inexpensive Armenian coders.
 
Quit trying to educate people about it. You know shit about cysts.

Dermal cysts are protective bubbles formed around stuff that doesn't belong inside your skin but somehow got stuck there. Happens to exactly zero people who don't suffer from swamp ass. But if you want to make your sad gfs a bit happier, go with the laser hair removal.

You need the death star to remove all my hairs from my arse.

But i never have problems like this. I have callus on my butt. Alot.

Look at that damn butts on the pictures.

Where is there callus? Where are marks from grinding hours over hours
on a chair? They look peasant butts.

DO NOT DO THIS JOB IF YOU DO NOT HAVE THE BODY FOR IT.
 
Quit trying to educate people about it. You know shit about cysts.

Dermal cysts are protective bubbles formed around stuff that doesn't belong inside your skin but somehow got stuck there. Happens to exactly zero people who don't suffer from swamp ass. But if you want to make your sad gfs a bit happier, go with the laser hair removal.

Right dude, you know everything about cysts and about how often I wash my ass. gotcha. :1bluewinky:

...considering it's above my ass crack...
 
I don't care how often you wash your ass, your ass crack or any other Region of your "body". That you're avoiding the real issue I've raised speaks for itself. Go defend your hygiene. Awe inspiring.
 
you should be moving your ass more man. Start coding early, after 3 hours go for run. Get back to coding, then make break for some resistance training etc. You can't just seat there all day long till you have two buttholes.
 
I don't care how often you wash your ass, your ass crack or any other Region of your "body". That you're avoiding the real issue I've raised speaks for itself. Go defend your hygiene. Awe inspiring.

You ignored the fact that girls get them too without being hairy. Hair is a primary cause but shit happens to random people. Mr. internet expert.... I'm sure you've really studied pilonidal cysts. meh

You say hygeine then say it has nothing to do with washing yourself. gtfo
 
you should be moving your ass more man.

This, *though* shindig mentioned it was out of his control. I run/lift often, and the last 4 months the exercise has become absolutely mandatory pretty much daily due to anxiety-like symptoms.
 
seating many hours isn't healthy. If someone can't run or exercise because is at the job, at least he can get up and have a walk. I can imagine situation is bad now and long time recovery. Regarding exercising, I'm on the opposite now, about 4 months actually. Too much focusing on work so I got some weight on and now trying to get back to old habits. It helps out with the stress a lot as well. I feel like shit now because of not exercising regularly.
 
I'm 6'4 and 180lbs. When it formed was around a time when I was on auto-immune suppressing steroids so that could have played a roll in it forming. Around the same time I moved from having a drywall contracting business to an office as a programmer and started sitting a lot more.

I had this surgery a year ago and was in a bed for a few days which could have contributed:
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Ok be honest, you are playing COD on some sort of a new realistic simulator don't you?

Seriously, I had my girlfriend squeezing out inflamed hairs of my tights that couldn't grow properly because of sitting. Hope you get your butt intact fast.