obama's birth certificate

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devknob

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lol dont worry, i know that we're supposed to pretend anyone that questions the birth cert is a crazy nutjob racist, but does anyone actually know what would cause this? They said it was OCR but this document doesn't have any OCR[optical character recognition], if it did, you could copy and paste the text from the pdf file.

also, if you OCR an image in adobe acrobat pro, the layers are nothing like the layers in this http://www.whitehouse.gov/sites/default/files/rss_viewer/birth-certificate-long-form.pdf

heres an image i made from the pdf
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ive been doing graphics for 15 years now and i know i wouldnt make a fake birth cert that could end up like his, but i also dont know wtf has happened to his. if anyone knows what settings would do this to a document (not some shit you googled, i tried all that already) it'd be appreciated.

ill prepare for the stoning now
 


As I understand it US presidents have to be born in the US, but other than that rule, what is the problem? Why does it matter (to you or anyone else) exactly?
 
AdamC said:
As I understand it US presidents have to be born in the US, but other than that rule, what is the problem? Why does it matter (to you or anyone else) exactly?
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Did you know everyone on earth asks this question? Were they repeating this non-stop on the TV or something? Well - it isnt just a law, it's the constitution, it isn't "that rule", its the only thing that we can point to and say "hey, this is why the united states used to be great" when reminiscing on what the republic was like or explaining to our children how it used to be, we outsourced to the indians, and why your boss's name is Abtar.

But thats not why I want to know, I want to know if there is some process that would create the same anomalies so I can prove Obama isn't a cheap white-collar criminal, of course.
 
AdamC said:
As I understand it US presidents have to be born in the US, but other than that rule, what is the problem? Why does it matter (to you or anyone else) exactly?
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I've spent a grand total of zero time caring about the birth certificate controversy. My take has always been that the secret service (or whoever else whose job it is) has thoroughly investigated and either: a) there's nothing going on there or b) it's the ultimate con job and they know it and helped facilitate it for some reason.

So to me the more intriguing question isn't how legit the birth certificate is, it's if there was any funny shit going on with it (or as Ice mentioned with the missing transcripts from Occidental and Columbia), then why?

Now that part is fascinating. Especially the Occidental transcripts where he allegedly registered as a foreign student.

The reason I don't care as much as a lot of people do is because it doesn't matter in the end. I already know the government is beyond corrupt and that there are factions within the government that do sneaky illegal shit for sneaky illegal reasons all the time. So whatever the truth is, it wouldn't surprise me.
 
Every country should have a president born and raised in some other country.

Now that would be a roll of the dice.
 
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Lrf8DbrJH0]Barack Obama -- Larry Sinclair Press conference Pt 1 - YouTube[/ame]
 
can we get back to - how do we reproduce a document like this? thats all i really wanted, I dont really wanna chat about whether he should be there or not, i think we all know romney would have been just as retarded and corrupt.

also - it does matter, because this cert being fake would say a lot about the world. in that regard, it matters to me. some people think it may invalidate the presidency, which it would constitutionally, but nobody in the united states would do anything to save the constitution from being used to wipe the president of China's ass - so, yes, I know it doesn't matter to the peasants here.

what kind of scanner software would do this? what program would do this? etc. i've made birth certificates before, I wouldnt make one like this, does anything in this doc match a method you've used to forge docs? etc. Id rather get facts than constant bullshit from you guys.
 
devknob said:
can we get back to - how do we reproduce a document like this? thats all i really wanted, I dont really wanna chat about whether he should be there or not, i think we all know romney would have been just as retarded and corrupt.
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I would suggest contacting the developers of Adobe Illustrator, and asking them why and how it splits a PDF file into layers like it does, among the other inconsistencies you think you found.

Or, for probably a better use of your time, you could tie darts onto dildos, dress up up in camo, crawl onto your roof, and throw them at people walking by. Just think of their faces... all they will see is a giant flying penis barreling towards them out of their periphial vision, before getting stung by the dart. YouTube that stuff for us.

That would be about as useful as worrying about Obama's birth certificate though.
 
lol who hasnt used marijuana or cocaine at least once? Ive done coke 3 times, hated it and marijuana? I grew up in southern california. These things say the least about a person. Not that i'd defend criminals in my spare time, but whats fair is fair.

IceToEskimos said:
You're a crazy nutjob racist.

However, should you happen to come across any transcripts from Occidental or Columbia, I'd be interested in seeing them. It's always bothered me that those documents have been so well protected, especially considering how benign they should be in the context of evaluating the personal history of a man who has admitted to using both marijuana and cocaine in print.
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or giving my input on Justin Bieber.

Surely this is far more important, your quote
Ummm, I think you may have missed it, because it's already come and gone. 95% of it happened behind the scenes.

The media quite obviously gave him a pass already, plus his team trotted out guys like Will Smith to say it's no big deal. Done! Issue swept under the rug, and within 24 - 72 hours there will be some new, juicy celebrity gossip to worry about.

tl;dr -- Bieber is part of the "big boy club" now, or in other words, is un-fucking-touchable. Fucking with Bieber = fucking with very rich people who you don't want having a beef with you, hence media and everyone else gives him a pass. Simple economics. PIssing Biebers handlers off = more of a loss than media coverage of blowing it up would have brought in.
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thank you for the lecture - and, ive already seen how their pdfs are split into layers, it makes 100s of blank layers and puts all of the content into 1 layer if there is ocr. There is no ocr on the birth cert so obviously, this isnt how you'd reproduce the cert.

Kiopa_Matt said:
I would suggest contacting the developers of Adobe Illustrator, and asking them why and how it splits a PDF file into layers like it does, among the other inconsistencies you think you found.

Or, for probably a better use of your time, you could tie darts onto dildos, dress up up in camo, crawl onto your roof, and throw them at people walking by. Just think of their faces... all they will see is a giant flying penis barreling towards them out of their periphial vision, before getting stung by the dart. YouTube that stuff for us.

That would be about as useful as worrying about Obama's birth certificate though.
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devknob said:
lol who hasnt used marijuana or cocaine at least once? Ive done coke 3 times, hated it and marijuana? I grew up in southern california. These things say the least about a person. Not that i'd defend criminals in my spare time, but whats fair is fair.
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Oh, I don't give a fuck if he used to shoot speedballs with Chris Farley, that's his business, not mine.

My point was, what would make a guy who has openly admitted to using illegal drugs spend any time or effort keeping his boring fucking college transcripts suppressed?

I know GWB kept his transcripts private as well, because he was a shitty student, but I never got the "poor student" vibe from Barry. He seems like the type of brown-nosing, buzzwording, bootlicker that tends to do extremely well in the educational system...which is what makes it all the more puzzling.
 
I'm interested in the cert because

#1) nobody seems to have any doubt its real and clearly, its reasonable to think something may be wrong with it, its got some weird anomalies beyond what I've posted here - his first certificate (it was some other form) had only 1 anomaly that wasn't too weird at all.

#2) nobody, outside of "americas sheriff" Joe Arpaio had the balls to point out the oddities several independent firms he hired used to conclude that the cert is fake

#3) most important to me - and Joe said this too - I wonder what this means for the world that no CIA/FBI equivalent in the world has caught this and sounded the alarm.

What is amazing to me is everybody seems to have been brainwashed with this mantra of "it doesn't matter". I'm not even alleging this would indicate he isnt a citizen, which you could not reasonably conclude even if it were fake. And if it is fake..... these idiots are cool with that? Shit I thought they would at least be somewhat secretive about the corruption. Maybe I should have learned this is not the case when they paid $600,000,000 to Canadians for a shitty broken website. Youtube cost 12million in its first 18 months handling 65,000 uploads and 1,000,000 pageviews a day.

I havent had a TV in over 10 years so idk. I have no idea what kind of programming these people are on. Fuck, I don't even care if they found out it was fake and didn't try to replace him with some other corrupt bank-owned front-man. I just like to see clear examples of the corruption. My interest is in just how extreme the wide-spread corruption, incompetence and stupidity is. Im well aware that all elections are rigged and most americans would rather burn flags and wipe asses with the constitution than to pay attention to anything outside of bieber. But somebody has to know something about scanning software, someone has to have seen a pdf like his before.

Also, I have this cert, they cant take it. So if it was known that its fake, me, and a shitload of other people have the evidence right here right now. It would not take much to prove it, its probably already been proven one way or another by somebody.

The transcripts? They might not exist, or maybe he was a piece of shit. Wasn't he spending a lot of money to keep those private?

IceToEskimos said:
Oh, I don't give a fuck if he used to shoot speedballs with Chris Farley, that's his business, not mine.

My point was, what would make a guy who has openly admitted to using illegal drugs spend any time or effort keeping his boring fucking college transcripts suppressed?

I know GWB kept his transcripts private as well, because he was a shitty student, but I never got the "poor student" vibe from Barry. He seems like the type of brown-nosing, buzzwording, bootlicker that tends to do extremely well in the educational system...which is what makes it all the more puzzling.
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IceToEskimos said:
I know GWB kept his transcripts private as well, because he was a shitty student, but I never got the "poor student" vibe from Barry. He seems like the type of brown-nosing, buzzwording, bootlicker that tends to do extremely well in the educational system...which is what makes it all the more puzzling.
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Maybe he got busted a bunch in school for his "Choom" gang. Who knows.

The issue I have is that this guy goes out and gets fucked up (I don't care) then in public he arrest people and destroys lives for the same shit.
 
The sociopathic assholes that we call US presidents really don't have to be bright... They just need one tool to keep their jobs: Violence.

Of course the cert is fake. There is no conceivable way to produce that screwed-up document without poorly faking it, and every programmer that ever worked on OCR->PDF will agree.

Sadly, our reality is that those with power are sociopaths, and if you try to take inconveniences like this to the highest levels, you find only violence & death.

Welcome to planet earth.

There is some hope however. This is evidence that guns & violence do not remove the evidence... That murder is not stronger than math in the long run.

The cypherpunks figured this out over 2 decades ago, and have been using math to put an end to this shit ever since. Bitcoin is just one of many products that use this exact revelation to bring about a sociopathic-leader-free world one day.
 
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