Introducing Wickedfire's Newest Member: CEO SAM !

Hi CEO Sam,

I was supposed to bang out some slut today, but once I saw this awesome thread I told her my dick was off limits for the day. Na mean?

Anyways, When I saw your pic I couldn't help but notice that you look a lot like this dude Chedda..

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Are you guys related?
 
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That's one of the best brand names I've personally ever heard. I can tel that you've put a shit ton of thought into it. It's quite the visionary statement. You're telling me that you're #1 - not #2, not #3, not #4, not #5, not #6, not #7, not #8, not #9, not #10, not #11, not #12, not #13, not #14 - but you're #1. It definitely makes sense to me!

Ive been using 2ndchoiceGraphics and i was wondering why I wasn't getting orders. changing that now!
 
hi ceosam. i inherit bisness and monies from my grandpa who built albany plantation. it wasnt real plantation with slave lol. peoples have been messin with my ranking on googles and take me from top spot. can you help me get good at googles rank please?
 
Sam, I just want you to see the beautiful women in my life that you'll be helping out with that free consulting you were talking about up there. My oldest daughter on the right had to get an abortion last year so money has been a little tight since I can't afford paying for health insurance without having an employer. I'm tearing up just thinking about how life changing meeting you could be. Thank you.

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if you need an employee just PM me. I'll work for free just to learn from you. Damn man I have tried about 50 different affiliate projects and have never even gotten close to your results. You're one of those one in a million guys like George Brown.
 
Sam, I just want you to see the beautiful women in my life that you'll be helping out with that free consulting you were talking about up there. My oldest daughter on the right had to get an abortion last year so money has been a little tight since I can't afford paying for health insurance without having an employer. I'm tearing up just thinking about how life changing meeting you could be. Thank you.

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You haven't heard about healthcare.gov? According to Obama it costs less than your cellphone bill

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CEO Sam Massey 1991 #1 Products and Services,

I'm so glad you're here! I happened to read about you on this site I have in my RSS Feed Reader... it was all about your net worth and I was like "DAYUM" I need to be like this guy. And now you've joined my favorite forum! This is how I know Vishnu is real. This can't JUST be coincidence. It's almost like we were meant to be together.

Everyone is going to be hitting you with all these SEO questions, trying to siphon your secrets out for their own personal gain, but what I'd rather do is help everyone else get to know you by asking you some specific questions on topics that we all hold very dear to our hearts. I'll just go ahead and list them out and you can answer when you have time. Thanks, man!

  1. As a known AnCap, how do you feel about the Statists violent use of aggression?
  2. In this 2nd Great Age of McCarthyism, why is it so important for us to not vaccinate our children?
  3. What's the best exchange for me to arbitrage my mined Doge into Bitcoin? Should I transfer to AllahCoin first?
  4. Python or Ruby?
  5. Why is it that it's not gay if it's under 6", but you're not even a real man until you've taken over 12?
  6. When you denounced Jesus and took up the war cry of militant atheism, could you feel the flames of hell licking up around your soul?
  7. Have you ever heard the wolf cry to blue corn moon?

Thanks, CEO Sam Massey 1991 #1 Products and Services! Alhamdulillah!

We look forward to your reply, inshallah.

Your friend,

Jeremy Hobb
 
SO CEOSam,

what advice would you give me? I've been in online marketing for 12 years but I can't seem to make more than $17/month. It is disgusting. I even lost all kinds of money by doing some stupid mistakes.

Anyway, I'm mostly focused on Adsense. I built great content, and really push it on forums and such, but I just can't seem to get it going.

I built 400 word articles, I post every day, and I even tweet, I just learned how actually.

Anyways, any help, I'd love to be living your lifestyle.

And a big thanks to ICE for setting this up. This is exactly what I need, some help.


CEO, don't pay any attention to some of the clowns on here, there are people truly looking to learn from someone like you. Thank you for your time and may god bless.

Bro Mang, try Reddit all will be good. Ya'know
 
Sam - I'm looking at buying some jordans... what's the difference between real and fake ones?
 
I just realized. You are in Scranton..I'm in Philly. Only like...3 hours bro. Let's meet up. Exit 95 right? Haha...Those guys don't give a fuck at that McDonalds. My driver always hates driving there. I shit there once and ran out of TP. I came out and asked them if I could get some help...can you believe what they said?

Haha..I'll tell you via Skype. I don't want anyone knowing what really happened.
 
Greetings Mr. CEO Sam,

I had a second to write you a personal message from my office.

I'm here now just sitting at my wooden desk, there is a cozy crackling fire nearby. Aside my legs are a thick wool blanket, it's quite warm and soft.

Looking outside the frost covered windows there is snow coating the scenery.

As I write this I am sipping on a freshly brewed pot of tea, the aroma is quite intoxicating with divine pleasure.

However let me begin to delve into this letter dear friend...

As most professional SEOs know, including yourself... I'm curious to hear your thoughts on the Google Hentadonix update. While it was not covered on the respected sites like Moz, I think we can all agree, it was one of the most serp changing updates in the past ten years to come from Google. Can you explain what happened in your own thoughts?

Also, I just started doing 49-49-40 Tier linking in the Osmoal format which was suggested over Skype among my blackhat friends. Surely you know about Osmoal, do you have any tips? It's been working extremely well for ranking keywords like Viagra and Forex for the long term. I just don't know why the Wiki links work so well in combination with Kropton link platforms. I don't mean to out anything private but I can't figure it out. Being a master yourself, you MUST know something.

Warm Regards.
 
Greetings Mr. CEO Sam,

I had a second to write you a personal message from my office.

I'm here now just sitting at my wooden desk, there is a cozy crackling fire nearby. Aside my legs are a thick wool blanket, it's quite warm and soft.

Looking outside the frost covered windows there is snow coating the scenery.

As I write this I am sipping on a freshly brewed pot of tea, the aroma is quite intoxicating with divine pleasure.

However let me begin to delve into this letter dear friend...

As most professional SEOs know, including yourself... I'm curious to hear your thoughts on the Google Hentadonix update. While it was not covered on the respected sites like Moz, I think we can all agree, it was one of the most serp changing updates in the past ten years to come from Google. Can you explain what happened in your own thoughts?

Also, I just started doing 49-49-40 Tier linking in the Osmoal format which was suggested over Skype among my blackhat friends. Surely you know about Osmoal, do you have any tips? It's been working extremely well for ranking keywords like Viagra and Forex for the long term. I just don't know why the Wiki links work so well in combination with Kropton link platforms. I don't mean to out anything private but I can't figure it out. Being a master yourself, you MUST know something.

Warm Regards.

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