slut steals my iphone... question

This one time, Van Damme, he stole my iPhone....

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This one time, Van Damme, he stole my iPhone....

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sweet movie. I remember one time when I was around 9 years old I watched this movie and right after walked down the street to my neighbors house and started a fight with the triplets (3 brothers the same age as me). When they came at me I beat all their asses at once. Then their mom came out and yelled at me to leave, so I bounced with no repercussions. Victory was mine.
 
You've got to ask yourself, why do girls keep stealing your phones?

Either...

You've got a small penis

OR

You're terrible in bed

So the chick steals your phone to make it worth her time.
 
sweet movie. I remember one time when I was around 9 years old I watched this movie and right after walked down the street to my neighbors house and started a fight with the triplets (3 brothers the same age as me). When they came at me I beat all their asses at once. Then their mom came out and yelled at me to leave, so I bounced with no repercussions. Victory was mine.

This is a whole other thread. Add some more homoerotic undertones, get it on my desk by noon tomorrow and we'll talk.
 
i dont understand the "argued with her for 2 hours" part. why didn't you just beat her and take it from her?
 
Ok so I have an update. I bought a smartphone in this country and got a good deal on a used samsung galaxy. Anyways I switched over my old phone number from the sim chip that was in the old phone and 2 days later I get a whatsapp message from some random number saying "hi baby". I replied "hey baby how are you"... she says " good and you"... I say "very good" .... then she throws me a wink smiley face. At thispoint I recognize who it is in the whatsapp photo and I realize that its the slut who took my phone.

Now I never gave her my number so the only way she could have gotten it is from the phone she stole. I ignored her until today I decided to send her a message "how do you like your new iphone baby?" And she replies back with laughter than blows me a kiss. I then threw her a smiley face with sunglasses as if I didnt give a fuck.

Anyways I see in her whatsapp photo that she frequents the bar I met her at. So right now im sitting in a bar next to the bar I met her at and I plan on going there later. Its saturday night im sure I will see her.

I smell a robbery in the works niggas. Stay tuned.
 
Hong Kong (CNN) -- A zoo in China has angered visitors by trying to pass off a hairy dog as a lion, Chinese state media reported.

A visitor, surnamed Liu, told the state-run Beijing Youth Daily she discovered the fraud when visiting a zoo in a park in Louhe, a city in the central province of Henan, with her son.

As they approached the cage marked "African lion," they were shocked to hear the beast inside emit a bark.

It was a Tibetan mastiff -- a large, hairy breed of dog.

"The zoo is absolutely trying to cheat us," Liu said. "They are trying to disguise dogs as lions."


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Ok so I have an update. I bought a smartphone in this country and got a good deal on a used samsung galaxy. Anyways I switched over my old phone number from the sim chip that was in the old phone and 2 days later I get a whatsapp message from some random number saying "hi baby". I replied "hey baby how are you"... she says " good and you"... I say "very good" .... then she throws me a wink smiley face. At thispoint I recognize who it is in the whatsapp photo and I realize that its the slut who took my phone.

Now I never gave her my number so the only way she could have gotten it is from the phone she stole. I ignored her until today I decided to send her a message "how do you like your new iphone baby?" And she replies back with laughter than blows me a kiss. I then threw her a smiley face with sunglasses as if I didnt give a fuck.

Anyways I see in her whatsapp photo that she frequents the bar I met her at. So right now im sitting in a bar next to the bar I met her at and I plan on going there later. Its saturday night im sure I will see her.

I smell a robbery in the works niggas. Stay tuned.

So, at this point, OP is most likely getting ass raped in jail awaiting his bail hearing for aggravated assault and attempted robbery.
Justice prevails!
 
I really hope that the slut reads this thread and returns back your phone, what more can be said.
 
What if you just paid your phone bill?

^
This seems like the most plausible and reliable solution.

Or perhaps simply paying the girl would have been cheaper and easier in the long run?

How's the saying go?

"If it FLOATS, FLYS, or FUCKS...Rent IT".