i can milk a cow for 17 hours but she's done in 15 minutes because i know how to milk a cow.
slut steals my iphone... question
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i can milk a cow for 17 hours but she's done in 15 minutes because i know how to milk a cow.
Ok so I liked this because it made me laugh but don't know what is more wrong: the "cow" or 15 minutes. 20 min minimum, as an average perhaps?
You give yourself far too much credit.
I suspect, from the way he's talking, the pathetic cunt is in Thailand. If that's the case I'll do it for free.
hehehe
You're drunk in another country(sounds like you're in a poorer country where there are more hookers). There's a good chance that your phone got stolen by someone else while you were at the bar. If it wasn't her, you were being a massive douchebag/dick. Nobody likes being accused of being a thief, especially in situations like these.
Even if it was the girl, you're still being stupid by not taking care of your shit. Buy a shitty local phone if you're in a country where stuff gets stolen. Keep all valuables in a safe. Keep your senses about you and don't become a drunken target. Keep yourself to a couple drinks.
This story reminds me of a bar I go to sometimes. Every time I'm there at least a couple of girls are going around looking for their lost phones. Every single time. You would have thought they'd learn that keeping a phone in an easily accessible part of their purse is a bad idea..... Keep an eye on your shit.
When I first read this, I read it as "and I bang her every 2 days minimum"
But now that I read it correctly, I have to ask, left or right?
I am well aware of all this. It's not my first rodeo. I was not very drunk when this happened. Bottom line is if you bang a lot you're going to get some sketchy bitches and you can't let yourself get too comfortable. You literally cannot even leave your phone laying on the bed while you bang, everything must be locked up immediately when you walk into the room. Of course all my other stuff was secure (laptop, passport, etc), it was just my phone, money, and keys in my pants pocket that I thought would be ok to take off and put on the side of the bed while I bang this chick. Especially if I make sure I have everything BEFORE she leaves. But no I was wrong, you can't even do that (even though I've done it many times before this with no problems).
The first time it happened to me in Miami I wasn't even expecting it so I had my phone out in the living room and she just snatched it up before she left. This time I was fully conscious of the possibility of a stealing slut and she still took my phone right in front of my face and denied it for 2 hours after I caught her in the act. That's hardcore and I did not expect it to happen like that. I underestimated the lengths they will go and the work they will put in just to steal your phone.
if there was an inverse to 'poster ignore' where i could only see posts from certain people, you'd make the list.
Lies, all lies.
19 y.o. slut = 40 y.o. semi-retired Thai hooker with a glass eye and an overbite
free sex = lmfao
iphone = cab fare
2 hours = arguing with a girl? wtf
does this happen to anyone else here? nope. maybe you are a lousy lay OP.
19 y.o. slut = 40 y.o. semi-retired Thai hooker with a glass eye and an overbite
free sex = lmfao
iphone = cab fare
2 hours = arguing with a girl? wtf
does this happen to anyone else here? nope. maybe you are a lousy lay OP.
why are you such a hater? sounds like you need to slut it up a bit and get a good lay. orbitz.com I got a modest 6 inch cock with your name on it and I can fuck for 2 hours. But only if you're under 250 pounds.
Please remember to bring all your valuables. Are you into bondage because you will be
