slut steals my iphone... question
- Thread starter NetMillion
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Is it possible that in your "drunken hornyness" you lost your phone and then the poor stupid girl that was nice enough to sleep with you got the shit scared out of her by an angry asshole she can barely communicate with? Because the entire OP from start to finish is pure, uninterrupted idiocy in the first degree. Sorry, just facts:
1) Goes HOME with a random girl who he thinks at one point is a hooker.
2) Admits he didn't know where his pants were but is SURE his phone was in them.
3) Acts like a mangina and is rude to a girl he just had sex with and who did not ask him for money.
4) Has no backup for his contacts, relies on WhatsApp
5) Admits this has happened before.
6) Doesn't pay his bills.
7) Instead of cutting his losses he comes here with ass in hand to tell everyone a sob story ON WICKEDFIRE
Fuck that.
1) Goes HOME with a random girl who he thinks at one point is a hooker.
2) Admits he didn't know where his pants were but is SURE his phone was in them.
3) Acts like a mangina and is rude to a girl he just had sex with and who did not ask him for money.
4) Has no backup for his contacts, relies on WhatsApp
5) Admits this has happened before.
6) Doesn't pay his bills.
7) Instead of cutting his losses he comes here with ass in hand to tell everyone a sob story ON WICKEDFIRE
Fuck that.
To answer your question, yes I'm sure I had the phone because I saw it on the bed before I started banging her. She grabbed my phone and my pants. My pants would not have been in the bathroom if she was not trying to rob me. And she would not have ran out of my hotel to dump the phone somewhere when I called my phone.
It's a nice thought that the 19 year old hottie in fact fucked me for free, that would actually be better for my ego, but I'm afraid the bitch robbed me.
Anyways it's obvious it was played stupidly by me, I am well aware of that, I'm sure this could never possibly happen to you, however I'm just trying to figure out how to get my WhatsApp back.
Well not to hurt your ego or sound like a punk but if she robbed you you got fucked not the other way around...
Amazing how the details all fill in right? Speculation becomes fact in a blink of an eye. Chalk it up to life lessons or karma. It's obvious you have zero respect for women and that is working out great for you. :thumbsup:
Please, please, please post the name of the third world shithole where you are and I'm sure with a hundred green I can hire a local rep there to kick you in the balls for me. HTH
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oh I get it, you're female. remember this is wickedfire I'm trying to be a little raunchy, funny, offensive in my post. get over it.
remember this is wickedfire I'm trying to be a little raunchy, funny, offensive in my post.QUOTE]
yes, and the ironic thing is it was the best sex I've had here, and I bang here every 2 days minimum. When I say slut I mean slut. Pornstar sex. Same with the one in Miami. Maybe they are turned on by the fact they are about to get over on some dude hahahaahaha. very interesting.
This isn't a meme or some typical STS BSing this is you being a dick to a female in real life. So... fuck you, no lube. Pay your bills, pray your balls drop and grow the fuck up.
no, the ironic thing is 2 hours, which is laughable. you banged out this chick for 2 hours? so you started jackhammering at midnight and at 1:45am you're still at it, right, just 15 minutes to go, two psycho-chafed freaks who just can't stop?
change your story or your technique, hero.
You might want to work on that app of yours, looks like the reviews aren't exactly glowing:
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What's worse if she calls you from your I Phone and states she is pregnant, and you ask how is that possible? She state's while was in the bathroom surfing the web on your iphone, your condom was floating in the toilet and the rest is a history.
oh lawdy.
oh lawdy.