Practice more humility and be "real" with others and yourself. Will make you much happier in life than trying to front.
I like this. Chris you should really try to not give a shit what other people think of you, at all, and you would be a much more complete person with a real being to your personality rather than always feeling like you need to prove yourself under a microscope of scrutiny. I think that's ultimately where this "need" to front comes into play in your social interaction.
Also, don't be a fucking asshole to women.
Lastly, stop using bullshit excuses about how you were drunk and it inspired you to do this in the first place. You were sober enough to pick your shit up and gtfo of dodge when you found out that ice was coming to measure your epeen in real life. Drunkenness doesn't promote this level of ignorance, with this crowd of people.