Help: Some dude shit on my neighbor's porch this morning

[pinchyfingers]

They claim he was on bath salts.

I think he was actually set up by the bath salt people, who clearly have sick PR skills.

So help a brother out, where can I sign up as a bath salt affiliate?

 

[magcshroom]

I got a hookup for a triple bath salt rebill

rebills everyday until the person dies or turns into a zombie

 

[wezcountry]

I got a hookup for a triple bath salt rebill

rebills everyday until the person dies or turns into a zombie

Two good back-ends:

Death - cheap burial / coffin plan

Zombie - sell those zombie killer bullets.

 

[MyOwnDemon]

I always shit on my neighbor's porch. Whats the big deal?

 

[lukep]

I don't usually shit on my neighbors porch...

But when I do, I put it in a paper bag, light it on fire, ring the doorbell and run...

 

[shawnhag]

lol @ "Help" - llike wtf is a buncha gay webmasters gonna do about a dump on Mrs. Kendlesons front porch?

 

[Hammi]

I represented some big bath salt brands at one point