Free Pizza !!!

[HKSEO Rotzee]

Tried? Is that what she told you?

Oh yea and she said my dick was bigger than yours. So who's dick is little now...

Yeah tried, I was at the party with her when you were the only drunk idiot skinny dipping, walking around like drunk Will Ferrell trying to get other people in the pool.

I didn't notice your dick, she did...she laughed....I went home and banged her and got married. You went home and threw up, created a wicked fire account and started trolling the internet.

 

[HKSEO Rotzee]

TIL that the annoying HKSEO post whore bots are actually people

TIL that you're gayer than two penises touching, under purple, silk, sheets...next to a pink, unicorn coloring book.

 

[avail]

Oh gosh this thread is fucking AWESOME!

"Uh holy shit! I know your wife! I use to work there too... I don't know how to tell you this, but if you really are that guy... You ate some of my pubes and saliva...

I was cool with the drivers so when ever they got shit from the manager because of you I would put some pubes and spit in the pizza. LOL uh... sorry dude?"

I laughed so hard

 

[JohnJohnson]

If you don't speak Spanish, call and read this and hope for the best. If they are good, decent folk, they will let you talk in English after you read it.

"buenas tardes, senora. no hablo mucho espanol, pero creo que sus ideales hacerca immagracion son muy respitables. Puedo ordenar una pizza por favor, me descalificaria si seguimos en ingles? -INSERT LAUGH-"

 

[Jeeta]

There's me thinking you were trying to plug us with a Pizza Hut gift card email submit.

 

[TigerUK]

proof that cost price of pizza is pennies

 

[ThisWebThing]

Today is the day... pizza day June 5.

 

[bogdan147]

proof that cost price of pizza is pennies

What? Where?

Giving out free pizzas every now and again doesn't prove your point. Acceptable losses are acceptable

 

[cougarclaws]

I've never heard of this place. Anyone ever tried it? If I eat a slice and it sucks ass I'm giving my free pizza to a homeless person

 

[crorkservice]

want free pizaaaaa and free beer!!!

 

[HKSEO Rotzee]

I wonder how many people tried my trick since reading this lol.

 

[VonRohn]

If you don't speak Spanish, call and read this and hope for the best. If they are good, decent folk, they will let you talk in English after you read it.

"buenas tardes, senora. no hablo mucho espanol, pero creo que sus ideales hacerca immagracion son muy respitables. Puedo ordenar una pizza por favor, me descalificaria si seguimos en ingles? -INSERT LAUGH-"

I called them and said that. The guy replied something like:

"¿A quién llamas señora, gringo de mierda? Soy un hombre. Llame de nuevo y yo te chingo"

And then hung up.

Is it good? Will I get my free pizza?

 

[cougarclaws]

I'm just calling them up and saying necessito una pizza por favor. But if they ask me if I want pan or hand tossed, I'm fucked.

 

[shifatbd]

Yes, free pizza.


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If you speak in Chinese you get FREE Treasury Bonds.

Wish i were born in China !

 

[JohnJohnson]

Pizza was good!

 

[Instrumentalist]

FREE MEAL AT MC DONALD'S (REMI GAILLARD) - YouTube

remi is the god of all trolls! this is now a remi thread.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2i1xc-szRs&feature=relmfu]The Eskimo (Rémi GAILLARD) - YouTube[/ame]

 

[The SEO]

LOLz...Nice joke