Free Pizza !!!
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This is pretty horrible, but as a teenager when I was broke and starving I got free pizza a few times from different pizza places by calling and saying...
Me: "Yes, I would like to order my free Pizza"
Pizza Place: "Um, ok...did you have a coupon or..."
Me: " No, the last time I ordered...I asked for a pepperoni and your driver brought me a cheese pizza...Instead of driving all the way back and getting mine, he said he would put a free one on my account for next time"
Pizza Place: "Oh, ok...whats your name and phone number"
Me: * I tell them"
Pizza Place: "Hmmm I don't see any notes from the driver"
Me: "Well he forgot my pizza, I'm not too surprised he forgot to add the note to my account when he got back".
* Now at this point...they will either agree and send the free pizza...or they will argue a little more to when I would ask for a manager. If the manager would get on the phone, I would get more "agitated" and assertive, but stay courteous. I would explain that it wasn't my fault that they screwed up my pizza, if I'd known this was going to happen I would of made him drive all the way back that night and get the pizza with the toppings I ordred.
The manager would then approve, and if they didn't I'd raise it to the next level, get pissed and reiterate the situation " So your telling me I order a pepperoni pizza, paying for the pepperoni and your driver comes to my house with just cheese....screwing me out of the toppings I paid for....and then he weasels his way out of having to drive back and fix his mistake by promising me a free pizza that your now telling me I can't have? How many people has he done this too? Does the owner know about this".
And at this point...I would get the free pizza lol
Whats really funny, is that when I started dating my wife...we were all drunk one night and none of us had any money on us and I jokingly said I could get us free pizza, and then laughed and told the story.
My wife was shocked and said "YOU'RE THE GUY THAT USED TO DO THAT! WE ALWAY THOUGHT SOMETHING WAS FISHY ABOUT THAT BUT COULDN'T PROVE IT" lol turns out, she used to work there at the place I called a couple times...and it was her on the phone I was talking to, before I ever even knew her LMAO. Crazy small world.
Disclaimer: I don't encourage doing this. I was young, dumb and starving.
Me: "Yes, I would like to order my free Pizza"
Pizza Place: "Um, ok...did you have a coupon or..."
Me: " No, the last time I ordered...I asked for a pepperoni and your driver brought me a cheese pizza...Instead of driving all the way back and getting mine, he said he would put a free one on my account for next time"
Pizza Place: "Oh, ok...whats your name and phone number"
Me: * I tell them"
Pizza Place: "Hmmm I don't see any notes from the driver"
Me: "Well he forgot my pizza, I'm not too surprised he forgot to add the note to my account when he got back".
* Now at this point...they will either agree and send the free pizza...or they will argue a little more to when I would ask for a manager. If the manager would get on the phone, I would get more "agitated" and assertive, but stay courteous. I would explain that it wasn't my fault that they screwed up my pizza, if I'd known this was going to happen I would of made him drive all the way back that night and get the pizza with the toppings I ordred.
The manager would then approve, and if they didn't I'd raise it to the next level, get pissed and reiterate the situation " So your telling me I order a pepperoni pizza, paying for the pepperoni and your driver comes to my house with just cheese....screwing me out of the toppings I paid for....and then he weasels his way out of having to drive back and fix his mistake by promising me a free pizza that your now telling me I can't have? How many people has he done this too? Does the owner know about this".
And at this point...I would get the free pizza lol
Whats really funny, is that when I started dating my wife...we were all drunk one night and none of us had any money on us and I jokingly said I could get us free pizza, and then laughed and told the story.
My wife was shocked and said "YOU'RE THE GUY THAT USED TO DO THAT! WE ALWAY THOUGHT SOMETHING WAS FISHY ABOUT THAT BUT COULDN'T PROVE IT" lol turns out, she used to work there at the place I called a couple times...and it was her on the phone I was talking to, before I ever even knew her LMAO. Crazy small world.
Disclaimer: I don't encourage doing this. I was young, dumb and starving.
I used to work in pizza places as well.
Then Penguin update came and I have to work in pizza places again.
So I eat FREE pizza.
Then Penguin update came and I have to work in pizza places again.
So I eat FREE pizza.
Back when I was in college, I used to go to a pizza places close by just a few minutes before they were about to close, trying to place an order. They would usually have a good choice of unpicked orders for the day and let me pick something for free. Some days I would ask if I could have more and get 2-4 pizzas to take home...
I grew up SUPER poor in the ghetto. We would goto mcdonalds and get receipt out of the trash and take it inside and say they left stuff off our order and demand it. = free food.
Would also call in and say they messed it up and get free coupons mailed to us from the ones to far to walk / ride a bike too.
Would also call in and say they messed it up and get free coupons mailed to us from the ones to far to walk / ride a bike too.
Uh holy shit! I know your wife! I use to work there too... I don't know how to tell you this, but if you really are that guy... You ate some of my pubes and saliva...
I was cool with the drivers so when ever they got shit from the manager because of you I would put some pubes and spit in the pizza. LOL uh... sorry dude?
Its not worth the hassle to them man, they huge companies. That pizza probably cost them a total of 2 dollars to make. Its not worth 2 dollars to have you waste an employees time, that they pay 8 or 10.00/hour listening to you bitch about the food.
Especially if other customers hear it, or maybe you're telling the truth..now you stop buying from there. Its just not worth it. Take the free pizza, and get out of here.
They throw away food at the end of the night anyway, to them...its just one of those throw aways to shut you up.
Did you also finger your ass and not wash hands before making the pizza? Or you know someone who did this?
HAHAHAAHA That is fucking genius. I used to do shit like this all the time. I ran away from home when I was young and would sleep at friends houses or anywhere during a few rough years of my life growing up...and Its amazing how easy and how creative you can get when you're starving and need food.
I remember I used to wear a coat and I would take my arm out of one sleeve and tuck the sleeve with no arm in it, into the jackets pocket. So it looked like my hands were in my jacket pockets, but one of my hands was hidden at my side.
I would then go to a grocery store and use my hand that is actually IN the sleeve, to reach high on a shelf, this would cause my jacket to open up and block the view from the sides as my hidden hand would grab a can of soup or something from the middle rack.
Anyone looking through a camera or isle would just see a guy with a hand in his pocket grabbing something from the top shelf. I would then put whatever I had under my arm pit...as I'm reading the back of whatever was on the top shelf....put it back..then slip my arm back into the sleeve and walk out with the food under my armpit. lol
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Thats funny, there was only two guys that worked there...one was a fat gay kid...the other was some Cuban guy she said had a little dick and tried to fuck her. Which one were you?
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Tried? Is that what she told you?
Oh yea and she said my dick was bigger than yours. So who's dick is little now...
