Learn A Server-side Language - Starting out you will make several dozen small investments. Once you get the hang of it, you’ll make hundreds of investments. Eventually you’ll make thousands and even tens of thousands of investments. If you can’t hold your own with some sort of programming skillset you will find it difficult to generate a return on those investments. You’ll have a million excuses running through your head on why you shouldn’t or shouldn’t have to learn how to program, but you’re not puppy roadkill so myself nor anyone else will feel sorry for your shortcomings. When I started my company I worked 9-13 hours/day 7 days a week between the company and my day job for a solid two years. I spent my lunch breaks reading printed off programming tutorials while trying to explain to annoying passing by co-workers who had no idea I was a nerd why I was doing so. So save the excuses for your mens therapy group. Although I understand how hard it is and I really do feel for ya, I’m not an excuse sympathizer. So take a week of TV time out of your life and learn PHP or Perl and some MySQL or other database language. Hell, crack an O’Reilly book open in a coffee shop or something while wearing glasses and a strawberry pink bandanna, bitches will think you’re cool AND smart. Get the basics down, the rest will come through nothing other than experience.