What would you do if a doctor cut your dick off?



Buy a bigger, better, bionic dick w all that money.

This.

Ain't nothing money can't buy. I'll get the best Japanese and German engineers on the job. That dick will be programmed to hit the g-spot and make any woman climax. Then I'll create an affiliate program for it and get John Chow to promote it for me. He can't refuse cuz I'll give him a free dick 2.0 in exchange.
 
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I'm sure the first thing I'd do is scream, rant, rave, and go crazy....then I'd have to wonder if the Doctor's diagnosis was accurate. If not, it might be time to have a talk with Mr. Colt, Smith, and Wesson....