So I drank alcohol for the first time yesterday...

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I was raised very religious and at 27 years old never drank and sip of alcohol until last night. Curiosity got the best of me and due to being depressed about my crappy job I am trying to get fired from, I just decided I wanted to try it.

I drove over to CVS and bought 2 bottles of wine for $5 at CVS (1 Merlot and 1 Pinot Grigio). I drank a little of both of them and they tasted NASTY. Tasted like grape juice mixed with rubbing alcohol.

I kept drinking and didn't really feel any effects besides being dizzy.

Any tips for literally a first timer? Is there a way to drink and not taste the alcohol?

I wanna get drunk fast without tasting the nasty alcohol.

Discuss...
 
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The first time I drank, I was crawling on my friends yard trying to get to my car and then I blacked out, woke up in my room with puick all around my bed ..
 
Coincidentally I just decided to quit drinking for good. Good luck though. If you want to get drunk fast, just takes shots.
 
If you really want to get drunk but (understandably) don't like the taste of alcohol here's the best way to do it.

Go to the shop, buy some lemonade, grape jucie and a nice big vodka.

Poor yourself glasses of 1/3 lemonade 1/3grape 1/6vodka and 1/6ice.

Or just play around with the measurements. Won't be able to taste the vodka much and you can poor stronger the drunker you get.

Good luck. Here's to a lifetime of drunkenness.
 
Don't drink yourself to death. If you're 27 and just drinking now I would imagine you're going to be prone to exploring the experience, then you might get trapped in it. Be careful. I started drinking around 12 or 13, so I already rode the serpent so to speak, but just do it in moderation I guess.
 
Find some softer drinks if you don't like the taste, aka bitch drinks or the ones 13 year old teeny boppers drink.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcopop

Or find a soft drink you like preferably cold, (if your hardcore enough to have been drinking soft drinks beforehand) and put a shot or two of Vodka in it. Vodka goes well with practically any soda and will hammer you fast if you drink enough. I personally like Vodka + Red Bull, but supposedly two Swedish people died from drinking this combo because they couldn't handle the caffeine + alcohol combo.

And if it still doesn't work just smoke some weed, or even eat it if you don't like smoking. Weed isn't dangerous physically and nobody on the face of the planet has ever died from an overdose. You can eat 12 headache pills and never wake up. You can eat 1 pound of weed, and wake up very hungry.

“Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.” - Bob Marley
 
kingscotty38 said:
Find some softer drinks if you don't like the taste, aka bitch drinks or the ones 13 year old teeny boppers drink.

Alcopop - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Or find a soft drink you like preferably cold, (if your hardcore enough to have been drinking soft drinks beforehand) and put a shot or two of Vodka in it. Vodka goes well with practically any soda and will hammer you fast if you drink enough. I personally like Vodka + Red Bull, but supposedly two Swedish people died from drinking this combo because they couldn't handle the caffeine + alcohol combo.

And if it still doesn't work just smoke some weed, or even eat it if you don't like smoking. Weed isn't dangerous physically and nobody on the face of the planet has ever died from an overdose. You can eat 12 headache pills and never wake up. You can eat 12 grams of weed, and wake up very hungry.

“Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.” - Bob Marley
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But where can I get some weed? I am in So Cal.
 
W1NN1NG said:
But where can I get some weed? I am in So Cal.
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Fucking hell, you are in practically the weed capital of the US. I envy you since I can't get decent bud where I'm from.

You have some of the most potent and best weed around. Find someone with an M card, or even get one your self, hit up the dispensary, lay back and puff some smoke, and enjoy life.
 
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