I just got a very informative email from Eli....

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... in said email was some informative stuff about his blog and news about his new network, all good. But for some odd reason he then started bragging about his sexual prowess. From the email:

I've spent the last 8 years personally couching hundreds of people one on one.
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Just a couple of observations on this little piece of TMI:

1. Hundreds? Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
2. This being the gay webmaster forum going with the gender neutral "people" was wise.
3. Get yourself checked for STDs bro!



:jester: (nothing but respect on your accomplishments man, I just couldn't pass this up) :costumed-smiley-015
 


Dammit, making a reservation to get checked. Lying bastard said I was the only one.

In all seriousness, Eli I'd like to pick your brain about getting someone's servers shut down based on faking spam complaints. You aren't in the IRC room anymore.
 
yeah i'm a coaching whore you may want to get yourself checked out :(
@rexibit, yeah i got booted for being inactive. Hit me up on aim or skype.

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Deliguy said:
yeah i'm a coaching whore you may want to get yourself checked out :(
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I wasn't ragging on you for coaching, I was poking fun that you said couching by mistake like some kind of Hollywood casting couch scenario.

Obscure reference is obscure. No offence was intended.
 
justo_tx said:
I wasn't ragging on you for coaching, I was poking fun that you said couching by mistake like some kind of Hollywood casting couch scenario.

Obscure reference is obscure. No offence was intended.
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You beat me to to punch, i was gonna make a smart-ass comment about the "couching" he speaks of too.

Affiliate marketing needs more "casting couch" scenarios...
 
That gif makes me happy I clicked on this thread.

Couch me anytime, Eli.
 
Rexibit said:
Dammit, making a reservation to get checked. Lying bastard said I was the only one.

In all seriousness, Eli I'd like to pick your brain about getting someone's servers shut down based on faking spam complaints. You aren't in the IRC room anymore.
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What IRC are you guys on? I need to been had SEO relations, couchual or otherwise.
 
I talked to ELI last night on skype as soon as I got an email about abovealloffers. Man the site really has some killer deals. But I could find that sick PAN card :)

I am going to fill the form today for sure and get into the network asap and start some dough minting :)
 
belikethat said:
I am going to fill the form today for sure and get into the network asap and start some dough minting :)
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Fine, be like that.

webetricky said:
What IRC are you guys on? I need to been had SEO relations, couchual or otherwise.
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Originally he had #bluehatseo on Freenode, but merged it with #cakes on Freenode, then he moved to #mafia on Krono. I have it auto log me into #cakes, #serious, and #mafia and some other non-IM related IRCs when I load it up.

Most everyone just idles and doesn't talk.
 
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