New season of Jersey Shore premiers tonight



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I watch it because situation, vinny and pauly d make the funniest motherfucking comments/statements ever spoken by any living soul. I've been bowled over laughing holding my stomach so many times because of this show... if you don't watch it you'll never understand.

This. Pauly D is hilarious with "AWWW YEAAAAAAAAAH" and the tshirt time.
 
I was walking through the DVD section at BestBuy and noticed the JERSEY SHORE DVDs on the shelf. While everything else was well stocked, there was one DVD left for each of the seasons. AMERICA IS FUCKED. Yeah, I find the show entertaining, but I'm ashamed to find it entertaining. Will watch tonights premier for sure.
 
Just.... Lol....

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I can't really get into a reality show that isn't really a reality show. No one is that "herp derp" IRL, IMO.
 
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I can't really get into a reality show that isn't really a reality show. No one is that "herp derp" IRL, IMO.

yes, you're right, this punch was perfectly choreographed. snookie goes all out for her art.
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i'll be staying up to 6 or 7am Irish time, hitting refresh on rlslog.net waiting for this baby. GTL FOR LIFE!
 
lol i thought season one was great because they werent famous yet and season two was OK but i thnik season three they will fall off. this should be the last season.....Pauly D is getting his own spin off. If only J WOWW could get her own porno
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First off, JWoww looked atrocious last season. She smokes constantly and in general is unattractive to me (the cast members were even calling her a monster at one point). She dresses like an absolute skank, and I mean that in the worst possible sense. She does not dress like a hot skank, but a dirty, dirty ho. Yes, she has huge (fake) tits. I think if you wait a year or two after the show goes off the air, your dream of seeing JWoww in porn will be easily accessible.
 
I live 1 island down during the summer. Sorry, to break it to you but this is nothing what the Jersey shore is like. Imagine many more surfers and stoners.