Why the Fuck is Everybody Drowning?

[clyde]

You couldn't keep a secret like that forever (I saved my dog while watching a kid drown)...I'd eventually find out.

And, just because you are right there doing the swimming, that doesn't mean witnesses aren't around.
Maybe witnesses that for whatever reason (handicapped, elderly, etc...) can't swim well enough to help.

"Yes, we saw what happened. This guy jumped in the lake, we thought he was going to save the kid, but he went after
a dog instead".

I'd rather he saved the dog out of love, than save your kid out of fear.

 

[bizousoft]

Yup dog obviously. My dog is a true friend and has been there for me for my whole life whereas babies are obviously new and don't have an emotional connection and can't even fetch anything

lulz

 

[turbolapp]

So that's what that Merge Thread button is for.

 

[DanielLambert]

My rottweiler usually sleeps in the garage so I let him in there a few minutes ago forgetting that I had placed a few mouse traps. The dog is still relatively young and has testicles the size of tennis balls.
Apparently he was dragging those monsters too close to a trap and it snapped right on his nuts.

He's really angry right now won't let me get close enough to help. he already bit me really hard and I'm bleeding pretty bad. I tried shooting him with a horse tranquilizer dart but I missed and it blew out one of the tires on my car so I can't drive to the vet or anything.
My plan right now is to have my 4 year old approach him from the front to distract the dog while I sneak up behind him and club him with a tire iron.

lol wut

 

[vishnu]

The stranger would save the creature which belongs to him..if both doesn't belong to him he would save the young child as he is a human..

 

[Godspeed]

The stranger would save the creature which belongs to him..if both doesn't belong to him he would save the young child as he is a human..

Shut the fuck up.
Go through the thread, he is no stranger any more. It's actually one of our members.

 

[amateursurgeon]

Shut the fuck up.
Go through the thread, he is no stranger any more. It's actually one of our members.

Or is it?

 

[anasoto]

These people are apparently stuck in a bad kevin costner movie.

Excuse me my dear, but there are no bad Kevin Costner movies.

 

[Shannon Spoon]

The stranger would save the creature which belongs to him..if both doesn't belong to him he would save the young child as he is a human..

I agree with that. I would save the baby too, but i would miss my dog an awful lot and it would feel really bad just to let him die like that.

Shannon

 

[seoandrew99]

Must be baby

 

[Fatbat]

Must be baby

Won't someone fucking ban this guy already?

 

[greyhat]

If it were me, i would save the child. I think a human life holds more value than that of a dog. Unless it was Lassie.

 

[cheshire]

I would use the kid as a flotation device to save the dog.

 

[writtenstyle]

I would use the kid as a flotation device to save the dog.

It took you a year to come up with that witty comment?

 

[cheshire]

It took you a year to come up with that witty comment?

9 months, I was just waiting for the thread to be bumped.

 

[Johnathan]

edit: Didn't see how old the thread was.