Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

[cougarclaws]

Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down : Dead Serious News

wat.

 

[Mugshot]

LOL @ his name 'Cummings'


but i'm guessing the story is fake

 

[chuongster]

TSA PAt down Failed....that why you use the new full body scanner. dumbass

 

[JustFU]

Delonte West admits to sex with LeBron James’ mother : Dead Serious News

 

[davidne]

LOL @ his name 'Cummings'


but i'm guessing the story is fake

Actually it's real...it's from Dead Serious News, after all...

 

[Anchor_Services]

Nah

Nah, I don't believe it

 

[greenb44]

what else is there to do in the long security lines

 

[theentry]

about the site: Dead Serious News is a satirical website that is updated on an irregular basis. With the exception of the names of public figures, all names are fictional.

 

[AdHustler]

If this is true he's my hero

 

[Gooddeal]

greenb44 is spamming hard

 

[nvanprooyen]

Lets see... He's gay. His name is Cummings. He's from San Francisco. He's an interior designer. Of course he is, lol. This story has got to be 100% legit.

 

[cougarclaws]

God. Damnit.

 

[Scutter]

It's a fake story.

 

[Flash4Ever]

Must be careful next time.

but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to  arrest.

 

[music4mic]

TSA PAt down Failed....that why you use the new full body scanner. dumbass

actually, says he went through the scanner and his piercings looked odd on the scan, so they did the pat down.

 

[Moxie]

That's not real but this is :

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zFi18ioqYk]YouTube - Stripper in Oklahoma City Airport Security[/ame]

 

[mGrunin]

That's not real but this is :

YouTube - Stripper in Oklahoma City Airport Security

This comment made be lol:

I love this woman. How great is this, a silent protest. The chair and dog are such perfect accessories. She's almost my age too! The thing about this is that scumbag fascist low IQ TSA thug who orders the idiot videotaping this to turn his camera off. He has no authority to order such a thing. Had he ordered you to bend over and spread I'm sure most of you stupid goyim would comply. Amerikans are such sheep. Do as your told. Would you like fries with that? I SAID YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT SLAVE!

 

[PHPGator]

Some lady felt so violated yesterday she came back today in nothing but her bra and panties.

Scantily Clad Dressed Woman Goes Through OKC Airport Security - News9.com - Oklahoma City, OK - News, Weather, Video and Sports |

Real question: would you do a lady in a wheelchair?

 

[polofive]

yes this is totally real was posted on deadspin too!

 

[Rexibit]

It's not like he was fapping himself, he just let it go while the guy was feeling him up. It's the TSA agent's fault for playing with the piercings.

I don't know why you'd pierce yourself there, but hey - his last name should have warned the agent.

It's just totally uncalled for to take a guy who's hard and throw him on the ground. The last thing the government needs is to be sued for making someone impotent (not saying it has or will happen, but it's not out of the realm of possibilities).