You have earned a million from affiliate marketing, now what?

BradGrant

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That mill is sitting in the bank and losing to inflation with a shitty interest rate. You have absolutely zero knowledge of other types of investments, all you know is AM.

What have you guys done with your money to turn that million into something much greater?
 


As most others on an advertising forum, I know advertising, not investing. Your best bet is to speak with an investment adviser, or otherwise someone who you can trust that is an expert on investments. It also depends on your age. If you're reasonably young, you might consider going with some higher risk/higher yield type strategies. If you are closing in on retirement age, you should consult with an investment adviser regarding some fixed income or more long-term conservative growth. You should be able to squeeze out a conservative 4-5%.

If you are reasonably confident in your ability to generate long term revenue, then go to ASW and ball out; e.g. coke, and multiple chicks at once. The standard used to be two chicks at once per million dollars net worth, but due to the recession, you can probably at least double that. Just ensure you have enough coke and/or Viagra as to handle the increased activity.
 
From browsing the forum over the years I think there are some astute investors here on the forum that understand austrian economics and can see huge risks with "safe" investments touted from conventional financial advisors. I kinda hope some of these stupid asswipe kids that think they are some hot shit lose to inflation because I always tell these smart asses that its not how much you make its how much you keep.
 
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Determine how much money you need to live the life you want up until the day you die (which is undetermined, but you can ballpark it). Acquire said amount, buy a nice house, car, have enough for vacations, etc. Go meet a woman. Have a kid or 2. Find a hobby. Live happy.
 
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Learn to invest. $1 million isn't enough to hire a proper advisor (fees would just eat your capital). Basic diversification and analysis concepts aren't hard to learn.

If the above seems to hard: beer and hookers.
 
Buy gold/silver while the economy tanks. Also watch out whenever Apple releases a new product, buy options around 3-5 weeks before the release, and then cash in. Trend trading ftw ;)