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Enigmabomb

Enigmabomb

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Seriously though. If you know me, you know I have a knack for bullshitting. I can write about any topic, in any capacity. I have no conscience, so I'll take whatever side you want me to take. Then, if you pay me again, I'll take the other side.

I'm an English student at school, and I'm in the creative writing program. I excel in this program because I can MAKE SHIT UP.

I don't need a resume. The website in my signature speaks for itself. If you're looking for a writer with a voice, who can convince your visitors to convert, I'm your man (If Crackajg is busy... since he is the content king. Respect.)

I will do two review copies to established members. Don't know what established means? Try your hand. If I don't think you're established I'm going to tell you to fuck off.

My usual rates are 5.00 for 250 words.


I will give discounts for bulk orders, or orders about things that I like to write about. This includes:

-Persuasive content (To make someone do, or not do something.)
-Interesting content (Have a niche besides acai or teeth whitening?)
-Challenging Conent (Want me to write as a woman? etc)
 


How would you feel about the Breast Enlargement niche? Serious, can you write inorder to convince some one to get a boob job? If so I would love a test copy 500 words in that area.

let me know
 
You work at an R/C store! That explains everything.

I have some kinky subjects for you to "explore". I'll pm you soon.

EDIT: I dont care about review copies, pass on those.
 
Haha, no need to wait til I'm on pause to start writing man.

I can vouch for Enigma. He's easily one of the best writers I've ever had the pleasure of reading in this industry. Hands down. And he's right about the unique voice -- any content you order from him is one-of-a-kind, A+, top-quality stuff. Unique but definitely in a good way.

Return Respect!

It would STRONGLY fucking behoove EVERYONE to order content from him both in my absence AND even when I get back. Put it this way: his stuff is like fucking Christmas morning when you dunno what you're gonna get but you know it's gonna be the fucking shit. :xmas-smiley-016:

So stop reading this post and go order your content from him. You can thank me later. With whiskey.
 
Dodgy,

You're not what I would call well established and you're asking for double the length I have offered for free? That's kind of a douche maneuver. I will give you 250 words on why to get a breast enlargement for free. If you like it, order more. Sound fair?
 
Even though I have a software that does all that, I hired EnigmaBomb to write 13 articles for me. The topics were not ordinary, but he handled them fine. The content was ok for the price, a few grammar mistakes here and there but nothing that cannot be fixed. I got the content pretty fast, and I am generally satisfied with the deal.

Verdict: Will hire again.
 
Almost ready to take on new orders. I've been overwhelmed at the response I've gotten here, thanks guys. Also, the PM situation is turning into a disaster, my AIM is Zier0x and my Skype is Enigmabomb
 
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