Someone sent me an SMS today. It was addressed to the wrong number. Naturally, I played along.
her: omg i can't believe you would do something like that, you broke my heart
me: you deserved it
her: omg no i didn't you jerk i deserve so much better than you
me: that will never happen in the next 6 and a half years. you also are not very pretty
her: you bastard i hate you and i hope you die alone
me: guess how many of your friends i cheated on you with? i'll give you a hint, it's more than 1
her: who brooke???
me: wouldn't you like to know, lol
her: tell meeee
me: send me a naked picture and i will
her: hell no where through you just admitted you cheated on me don't try to sweet talk me
me: i'm sorry baby we can work it out
her: that depends did you sleep with brooke or not
me: i would never cheat on you, you know that
her: LiES
me: brooke was the best lay i've ever had and frankly you've been getting fatter
me: all of your friends have been laughing behind your back
her: YOU UGLY BASTARD I DONT BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO THIS TO ME I HATE YOU AND YOU WILL NEVER FIND ANY ONE LIKE ME
me: baby I miss you let's stop fighting
her: I will never forgive you for this
me: can we have sex one last time just to say goodbye?
her: hell no you blew it you asshole
me: I think I'm in love with you. Please don't leave me.
her: You already left me when you cheated on me
me: I was thinking about you. I promise.
her: like I haven't heard that before
me: I didn't really cheat on you I was just testing you. You passed!
her: Yeaah right I've been hurt by so many people in my life that now I relize your just like everyone else
me: You are making a big mistake. We could have had something beautiful. I had our kid's names picked out.
her: I know what I'm doing
me: you have an ugly loose pussy and brooke gives great head and prostate massages
her: well i hope you 2 are happy together but im done
me: I hope you turn into a bird and then explode in an explosion of blood and feathers and then someone uses your explosion to bring tupac back to life. he's a better rapper than you will ever be and he keeps our hopes and dreams of the black planet alive
her: what
her: omg i can't believe you would do something like that, you broke my heart
me: you deserved it
her: omg no i didn't you jerk i deserve so much better than you
me: that will never happen in the next 6 and a half years. you also are not very pretty
her: you bastard i hate you and i hope you die alone
me: guess how many of your friends i cheated on you with? i'll give you a hint, it's more than 1
her: who brooke???
me: wouldn't you like to know, lol
her: tell meeee
me: send me a naked picture and i will
her: hell no where through you just admitted you cheated on me don't try to sweet talk me
me: i'm sorry baby we can work it out
her: that depends did you sleep with brooke or not
me: i would never cheat on you, you know that
her: LiES
me: brooke was the best lay i've ever had and frankly you've been getting fatter
me: all of your friends have been laughing behind your back
her: YOU UGLY BASTARD I DONT BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO THIS TO ME I HATE YOU AND YOU WILL NEVER FIND ANY ONE LIKE ME
me: baby I miss you let's stop fighting
her: I will never forgive you for this
me: can we have sex one last time just to say goodbye?
her: hell no you blew it you asshole
me: I think I'm in love with you. Please don't leave me.
her: You already left me when you cheated on me
me: I was thinking about you. I promise.
her: like I haven't heard that before
me: I didn't really cheat on you I was just testing you. You passed!
her: Yeaah right I've been hurt by so many people in my life that now I relize your just like everyone else
me: You are making a big mistake. We could have had something beautiful. I had our kid's names picked out.
her: I know what I'm doing
me: you have an ugly loose pussy and brooke gives great head and prostate massages
her: well i hope you 2 are happy together but im done
me: I hope you turn into a bird and then explode in an explosion of blood and feathers and then someone uses your explosion to bring tupac back to life. he's a better rapper than you will ever be and he keeps our hopes and dreams of the black planet alive
her: what
