WHEREAS WickedFire is usually filled with great faggotry or and trolling of various sorts including, but not limited to: dickrolls, peasantry, idiotic questions, trolling by liberals, conservatives, neo-Nazis, and anti-Semites, as well as xrumer spam.
WHEREAS WickedFire's Shooting the Shit section has contributed to the decline of the productivity of those individuals working in the Affiliate and Internet Marketing industry for several years.
WHEREAS WickedFire's common racism, lack of political correctness, and random breast photographs create a hostile environment, it is for the most part, filled with decent individuals.
WHEREAS on November 15th, a member with the username "KaniGT5" hereafter called "OP" posted a thread entitled "Who's launchin bizopp campaigns today?" and when flamed by fellow members posted a photograph (complete with EXIF data from his iPhone 4S) showing him poolside at the Mohegan Sun Casino in Montville, CT while bragging about being a millionaire and owning an M6 and Bentley that were parked outside the hotel.
WHEREAS Senior WickedFire member IceToEskimos was within 20 minutes of Montville, CT and upon urging of fellow members drove to the hotel to confront KaniGT5. Upon arrival, KaniGT5 disappeared, and was subsequently called out by WickedFire who found various personal profiles throughout the Internet - including personal loan information for a vehicle purchase that was made for a Lexus, not an M6 or Bentley as OP had stated. Numerous dating profile pictures were also posted, as well as previous posts by OP. Many lulz ensured as OP was forced to surrender, call out his own bullshit, made a $250 donation to a Down Syndrome fund and begged for forgiveness, scoring WickedFire a flawless victory against faggotry.
WHEREAS the next morning on November 16th, WickedFire awoke to a thread simply entitled "Pewep" where moderator .Hack, (AKA Zeus and/or Daddy) stated that the cancer with the username pewep (and any other of his accounts) will be banned permanently, thus putting to death this horrific excuse for a human being. WickedFire is a better place from today forward.
NOW, THEREFORE I, Dwight Schrute, CTO (Chief Trolling Officer) of Honey Badger Web Assets so hereby proclaim November 15-16, 2012 as "The Greatest 24 Hours of WickedFire in 2012." Good luck bros.
WHEREAS WickedFire's Shooting the Shit section has contributed to the decline of the productivity of those individuals working in the Affiliate and Internet Marketing industry for several years.
WHEREAS WickedFire's common racism, lack of political correctness, and random breast photographs create a hostile environment, it is for the most part, filled with decent individuals.
WHEREAS on November 15th, a member with the username "KaniGT5" hereafter called "OP" posted a thread entitled "Who's launchin bizopp campaigns today?" and when flamed by fellow members posted a photograph (complete with EXIF data from his iPhone 4S) showing him poolside at the Mohegan Sun Casino in Montville, CT while bragging about being a millionaire and owning an M6 and Bentley that were parked outside the hotel.
WHEREAS Senior WickedFire member IceToEskimos was within 20 minutes of Montville, CT and upon urging of fellow members drove to the hotel to confront KaniGT5. Upon arrival, KaniGT5 disappeared, and was subsequently called out by WickedFire who found various personal profiles throughout the Internet - including personal loan information for a vehicle purchase that was made for a Lexus, not an M6 or Bentley as OP had stated. Numerous dating profile pictures were also posted, as well as previous posts by OP. Many lulz ensured as OP was forced to surrender, call out his own bullshit, made a $250 donation to a Down Syndrome fund and begged for forgiveness, scoring WickedFire a flawless victory against faggotry.
WHEREAS the next morning on November 16th, WickedFire awoke to a thread simply entitled "Pewep" where moderator .Hack, (AKA Zeus and/or Daddy) stated that the cancer with the username pewep (and any other of his accounts) will be banned permanently, thus putting to death this horrific excuse for a human being. WickedFire is a better place from today forward.
NOW, THEREFORE I, Dwight Schrute, CTO (Chief Trolling Officer) of Honey Badger Web Assets so hereby proclaim November 15-16, 2012 as "The Greatest 24 Hours of WickedFire in 2012." Good luck bros.
