Which one of you is this?

[blogspotter]

Louisiana Man Stops Robbery By Quoting Pulp Fiction - National Report | National Report



“After I said the comment about my wallet the robbers started freaking out. So then in my best tough black guy voice I said to them: Normally, both your asses would be dead as f*cking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this sh*t while I’m in a transitional period so I don’t wanna kill you, I wanna help you,” Horner said. “Then the robbers looked at each other and then just ran out of the restaurant. I knew my vast knowledge of Pulp Fiction would pay off for me one day.”

 

[c4yrslf12]

everyone at the restaurant was waiting for police to arrive. “It seemed like Mr. Horner’s brain had snapped. I asked him if he was OK and he shouted, ‘Shut the f*ck up fat man! This ain’t none of your go*damn business’. Then I apologized and told him that I think the cops are on their way to which he responded, ‘I don’t wanna hear about no motherf*ckin’ ifs. All I wanna hear from your ass is, you ain’t got no problem, Paul. I’m on the motherf*cker. Go back in there, chill them n*ggas out and wait for the cavalry which should be coming directly’. Then he started asking me questions about our food menu. He asked me about our hamburgers and if I knew what they called a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in France? It was really weird, but hey, he’s a hero I guess

much better part.

 

[dmnEPC]

Louisiana Man Stops Robbery By Quoting Pulp Fiction - National Report | National Report



“After I said the comment about my wallet the robbers started freaking out. So then in my best tough black guy voice I said to them: Normally, both your asses would be dead as f*cking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this sh*t while I’m in a transitional period so I don’t wanna kill you, I wanna help you,” Horner said. “Then the robbers looked at each other and then just ran out of the restaurant. I knew my vast knowledge of Pulp Fiction would pay off for me one day.”

Are you really taking a story from the nationalreport.net seriously?

 

[King.]

Are you really taking a story from the nationalreport.net seriously?

How do you know he's being serious? In fact, you're the only serious one here.

 

[dmnEPC]

How do you know he's being serious? In fact, you're the only serious one here.

perhaps. perhaps not.

 

[DewChugr]

Are you really taking a story from the nationalreport.net seriously?

Website posts another fake article about DeQuincy

 

[infoslob]

My knowledge of inbound marketing helps me get sexually assaulted whenever I want.

Props to Rand.