When you gotta go, you gotta go
- Thread starter m0rtal
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Marathon runners do this all the time you fat fucking basement dweller. Some will shit their pants and continue to run. You on the other hand shit your pants regardless.
Piss in your pants, shit in the gutter. thats how it goes in the marathon ideally. Although I await the shitty legs pictures to show the exceptions to this!
Excuse poisonsembrace.. We're buddies that grew up together. Long story short, he shit himself by accident while running cross country in middle school and he never heard the end of it.
..also, I find it funny she decided to piss directly in front of a kid, "lowly water server"
talk about a fucking serious ass burn after that.. only other runners can understand what I'm talking about.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfTcAmoC3QY&feature=related"]Man Shits Pants While Lighting Fart - YouTube[/ame]
Reminds me of my favorite supermarket shitter...
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9x3R5oZvxA]Woman takes a shit in a liquor store - YouTube[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9x3R5oZvxA]Woman takes a shit in a liquor store - YouTube[/ame]
It's ok if you shit your pants one time bro. It happens.
P.S. You're probably fatter than me, just sayin. Fat people tend to have anger problems you seem to be exhibiting (see: Rage9)
Or a small penis, or a roid problem, or all three. He seems to be on a rage spree this evening.