What's the best way to make $500k in 2012?
- Thread starter Wicked Ice
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Assuming you want to go from 0 to 500k in 1 year:
MDMA/Meth production/dealing
Poker/Gambling
Day trading
Luxury Car Sales
Real Estate
Money Laundering
Credit Card Theft/Fraud
Cocaine Wholesaling
Robbery/Fraud/Theft
Assuming you can wait more than a year, and want to earn a lot more than 500k:
Start your own business that provides real value to many people (or a rich few), and grow it. Preferably doing something that you can see yourself doing every day for the rest of your life.
MDMA/Meth production/dealing
Poker/Gambling
Day trading
Luxury Car Sales
Real Estate
Money Laundering
Credit Card Theft/Fraud
Cocaine Wholesaling
Robbery/Fraud/Theft
Assuming you can wait more than a year, and want to earn a lot more than 500k:
Start your own business that provides real value to many people (or a rich few), and grow it. Preferably doing something that you can see yourself doing every day for the rest of your life.
Tiny Classified Ads bro!
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mubCkCAEiDQ]Don Lapre Sells Tiny Classified Ads - YouTube[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mubCkCAEiDQ]Don Lapre Sells Tiny Classified Ads - YouTube[/ame]
,it is best way to make $500k per year.I have experienced myself 
Being in that I live in merika and people having a short attention span I say, berries on a blog with the word advertorial up top.
You do mean this right?
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Their sales page:
RealTouch Network
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Lulz
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P.S. Oh BTW, I almsot forgot!! In answer to the OP, just buy & subscribe to the Real Touch Network. Then have someone tie a cord to your dick and RIP it off!! Then smear the inside of the Real Touch with the blood and flesh of your dick.
Take still shots of AFTER the incident for VISUAL proof. Be sure to stick your dismembered cock in the machine for a few of the photos. These will come in handy for the jury to see later.
Then hire a good Attorney to sue the company for damages in excess of 1 Million Dollars to be sure you get awarded at least the $500,000.00 you're looking to earn this year.
Here's what you do. You go around to all the Del Taco's and take receipts from the trash. Then you take the online survey and write down the code they give you. Then you go back around and get all your 1 lb burritos, and you stash them shits in a newspaper stand that you put a "sold out" sign on. Then later at work you tell your friends "$1 burrito day, the rest is on me!" Then you go get your burritos and microwave them to get them warm and pass them out. Now you are up $6 bucks. Then after a few runs of that you can hop the bus to the park... SCHEMIN
I like how you think buddy, but your thinking small time. Selling yourself will only make you so much money. Sure you might be able to get 200-300k a year, but you'e working wayyy to hard.
I would recommend you hire a few 20-23 year old girls and start your "massage" business.