Have a read of this ebay listing - the main product description in particular. My eyes were watering, I laughed so much.
Funny Ebay Listing
Funny Ebay Listing
Well, this had me in stitches..
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Oh that was brilliant!
"[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]special in keeping with big bus , small car, train, open country outing etc. situation uses, delivering the standard promulgation along with the arithmetic figure television ground, this market potential bigness!"
Now that's my kind of gibberish!
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"[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]special in keeping with big bus , small car, train, open country outing etc. situation uses, delivering the standard promulgation along with the arithmetic figure television ground, this market potential bigness!"
Now that's my kind of gibberish!
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Lol that was great.. Amazing sales copy there 
I've seen similar ones before. Chinese translation gone terribly wrong
I've seen similar ones before. Chinese translation gone terribly wrong
HarveyJ
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It's gone! :'(
Is there a cache where I can check it out? Or can someone repost it?
In so far as stupid eBay items go, I saw one guy listing a 64mb SD card as 64gb[/b] and trying to sell it for $299... Apparently it was "brand new technology", "incredibly rare", and "bigger than an iPod"
He'd edited the pic really badly, and you could still see it saying "64mb" in the white ink that gets printed on the base of all non-OEM SD cards that get shipped to Australia.
Is there a cache where I can check it out? Or can someone repost it?
In so far as stupid eBay items go, I saw one guy listing a 64mb SD card as 64gb[/b] and trying to sell it for $299... Apparently it was "brand new technology", "incredibly rare", and "bigger than an iPod"
He'd edited the pic really badly, and you could still see it saying "64mb" in the white ink that gets printed on the base of all non-OEM SD cards that get shipped to Australia.
HarveyJ
He is - THE CACTUS!
You mean this? WiFi Speed Spray
At least this page is an actual joke... But I love the way they put up a ridiculously complicated mathematical formula, in the full knowledge that most people don't even have the maths capacity required to finish high school, but will be needlessly impressed by it anyway.
At least this page is an actual joke... But I love the way they put up a ridiculously complicated mathematical formula, in the full knowledge that most people don't even have the maths capacity required to finish high school, but will be needlessly impressed by it anyway.
Here's the copy:
"This product uses an on-line only then convenience conjunction the MP4 broadcasts the machine, the cellular phone of MP4, the traditional DVD, VCD...etc. AV signal outputs the equipments with computer display.
Video glasses ambulation arithmetic figure television- make use of high and clear with see the high and pure cinema in treasure connection ambulation arithmetic figure television receive the machine, constituting the arithmetic figure of a set of real meanings move the television receives to take a look at the system, can make people watching the high and clear arithmetic figure television program at any time and anywhere. special in keeping with big bus , small car, train, open country outing etc. situation uses, delivering the standard promulgation along with the arithmetic figure television ground, this market potential bigness!"
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"This product uses an on-line only then convenience conjunction the MP4 broadcasts the machine, the cellular phone of MP4, the traditional DVD, VCD...etc. AV signal outputs the equipments with computer display.
Video glasses ambulation arithmetic figure television- make use of high and clear with see the high and pure cinema in treasure connection ambulation arithmetic figure television receive the machine, constituting the arithmetic figure of a set of real meanings move the television receives to take a look at the system, can make people watching the high and clear arithmetic figure television program at any time and anywhere. special in keeping with big bus , small car, train, open country outing etc. situation uses, delivering the standard promulgation along with the arithmetic figure television ground, this market potential bigness!"
R.
HarveyJ
He is - THE CACTUS!
Ok... my head hurts from reading that -_-"
This is the only problem with eBay, they don't cache the truly spectacular auctions... like the guy that go $100 or so for "the scungy bra that fell out of my ceiling after it collapsed in a storm"
This is the only problem with eBay, they don't cache the truly spectacular auctions... like the guy that go $100 or so for "the scungy bra that fell out of my ceiling after it collapsed in a storm"
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