Unleash Hell



Not much luck with my first stranger...

Stranger: hi

You: wow

Stranger: m / f?

You: I like french fried potatoes

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Damn you NYP! *shakes fist* Now I will be spending all weekend on this.

Stranger: ORIENTATION?

You: North East

You: you?

Stranger: south east

You: so can i borrow $5?

Stranger: not today sonny

You: I'm good for it

You: I teach children

Stranger: hm

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Click to expand...
 
You: hi
Stranger: hii
Stranger: how u doin?
Stranger: ur name?
You: Bill
Stranger: u female?
You: Is bill a female name?
Stranger: i dont know
You: Oh man.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Stranger: im a taco :D
You: sweet! you are crazy!
Stranger: my name is Paco :D
You: ¿noʎ op .sǝoʇɐʇod pǝıɹɟ ɥɔuǝɹɟ ǝʞı1 ı
You: Paco the Taco... cool
You: Can I eat you?
Stranger: No. They are my enemies :(
Stranger: D':
Stranger: Why would you want to kill meeeee ;_;
Stranger: I was born in mexico
You: not kill you, just eat some of you... I'll save your vitals so you can live forever
Stranger: Noooo i like every part of me :(
You: but I'm soo hungry,
Stranger: my tortilla, salsa, guacamole, etc...beef...
Stranger: eat my friend then
You: I'll just eat your beef
Stranger: his name is jose the burrito
You: is your friend a burrito?
Stranger: Nooo :( :( :(
Stranger: Si :D
You: aaaahhh... I knew it!
Stranger: my beef is my vital organs :(
Stranger: eat jose
Stranger: were brothers :D
Stranger: he was made by the same person as i :D
You: I'm at a loss for words... you win this round
You: does your brother come with extra cheese?
Stranger: im afraid now :(
You: so am I
Stranger: lots of beans though :D
Stranger: our father is Juan :D he is a mexican chef :D
You: I'm going to have nightmares about talking tacos and burritos tonight... I just know it.
You: I hope you're happy.
Stranger: but im cute! :( im a cute taco :D
Stranger: everybody loves me because im just so adorable :D
You: are you a girl taco?
Stranger: im a cute spanglish speaking taco :D
Stranger: tacos are genderless :D
You: not the beef taco's I've seen
Stranger: D': and how so?
You: hold the cheese...
You: where am I?
Stranger: that was a bit racy, miss :D
Stranger: or mr.
Stranger: You are en mexico :D
Stranger: because i am en mexico :D
You: so am I you? and you are I?
You: you are what you eat you know...
Stranger: Noo :( we are both en mexico though
Stranger: D: youve eaten my mi amigos! :(
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Stranger: m or f?

You: female, ohio, what about you

Stranger: nothiing

Stranger: agE?

You: 16

Stranger: from where?

You: OHIO

You: are you like 15 or something

Stranger: yes

Stranger: do u use msn??

Stranger: ?

You: only when i go on webcam

Stranger: okey:D

You: are you a boi?

Stranger: boi ?

Stranger: what's boi ?:d

You: you are the most dumb person i have ever talked to

You: you dont even know about making money online do you

Stranger: okeyy

You: jeez, i have to teach you everything, Make Money Online

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You: yo
Stranger: wo
Stranger: wats upp
Stranger: ??
You: nothin just makin the chedder online
Stranger: chedder??
You: yea boi Make Money Online
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Stranger: A/S?

You: Huh?

Stranger: Age/Sex?

You: rape me

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
mattfca said:
You: yo
Stranger: wo
Stranger: wats upp
Stranger: ??
You: nothin just makin the chedder online
Stranger: chedder??
You: yea boi Make Money Online
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Click to expand...

lol

i just had this long chat with some girl from brazil. i def won her over once i started talking to her in portugese (babelfish)

then she gave me her twitter and i saw her pics... unfortunately she was pretty feia so the conversation ended
 
Pretty smart kid....had to bring out the omega link to kill him down:

3339 users online
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: my name is christina
You: 17yo
Stranger: my name is steve
You: age?
Stranger: 10, i turn 11 next week
You: what the fuck are you doing on this website
You: either way, here some pics of me ;)
You: Pics of me :) : Make Money Online
Stranger: right...
You: Don't like my pics?
Stranger: i bout to look at them
You: OK
Stranger: cool
Stranger: so you sent me porn
Stranger: thanks
You: thats me on top
Stranger: o really....17 years old and you are on a porn site
Stranger: thats realistic
You: they pay me top dollar
Stranger: im pretty sure thats illegal
You: it's all under the table
You: unmarked bills.
You: you know the way we do it
Stranger: wow....i can see that you are doing great with your life that you are on a porn site
You: thanks
You: appreciate the support
Stranger: that was sarcasim
You: oh...
Stranger: yah, alittle slow there, eh
You: hmm..that dude under me says I'm fast
You: so don't know
Stranger: im sure you are
Stranger: i meant mentally
You: oh..
Stranger: possibly the dumbest person i have talk to on here......and thats saying alot
You: who is?
Stranger: you continue to prove my point
You: hmm..i run some marketing stuff though
You: myadsnetwork.on.nimp.org
Stranger: ok now lets be realistic with eachother......why are you on a porn site
You: advertisements :)
Stranger: figured
You: don't like it?
Stranger: i hope not
You: hmm
You: thats my boyfriend
You: you there?
Click to expand...
 
I almost closed this fucker. Too bad he was in Singapore.

Stranger: watch anime?
You: some
You: right now im making money posting links on google
You: its fun
You: you ever try it?
You: it's easy, just go here
You: i only make like 100 a day
You: that site says 600
You: but its a lie
You: but 100 is not bad i guess
You: i make more than my dad
You: lolz
You: it costs like $2, but its a good deal if you dont want to get a real job
Stranger: 4chan
You: thats a cool site
Stranger: ABoxcafe - Entertainment Network
You: thanks for the linkls
Stranger: you're welcome
Stranger: those links you sent me..really can earn money?
You: yep
You: like i said
You: not as much as they say
You: but its still ok
You: if you do what it tells you
Stranger: 100 a day?
You: sometimes
You: thats my best
You: average is probably %60
Stranger: then i should quit my job already. ;3
You: $60
You: try it
You: its only $2
You: for shipping and handling
Stranger: not free?
You: you have to pay the shipping
You: thats it
You: no worries
You: i just tell people about it
You: b/c its an easy way to make money
You: w/o working that hard
You: plus i like computers
Stranger: too bad.
Stranger: my country block the site.
You: that sucks
You: oh well
You: what country are you in?
Stranger: singapore
Click to expand...
 
Stranger: hi m 23
You: hi f 16
You: your old
Stranger: from ?
You: cali
Stranger: england
You: cool, sexy accent ;)
You: what are you up too
Stranger: i've just arrived home
You: lucky, ive been at home all day lookin at Make Money Online , LOL its like fmylife.com
You: so bored
You: r u still here?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I LOVE the dickrol
 
You: you are boring

Stranger: I kill

Stranger: Not you though

You: I eat beef tacos

Stranger: I fuck asian strippers

You: lol

Stranger: your move, badass

You: I eat asian strippers

Stranger: I eat beef strippers

Stranger: You fuck asian tacos?

You: do you have a parrot I can borrow?

Stranger: No brother, it flew off

Stranger: Somewhere towards Mexico

You: boooonnnngggg

Stranger: Everyone must die

You: I like stuff, but I don't like things

Stranger: You are a bellend

You: boy this is a good use of both our time isn't it?

You: You are a shuttlecock

Stranger: Beats being chatted up by gays

Stranger: or chatted up by M, 16, New York

You: u into teh makin monies online? check this out: Make Money Online


Stranger: I'm into fucking and golf. That's about it.

You: you like fucking golf holes?

Stranger: Yeah.

You: don't let a gopher get ya

Stranger: Gophers can eat a dick.

You: they'll eat yours if you keep fucking their gopher holes...

Stranger: I made a chinese guy hurt himself earlier

Stranger: See you

You: lol what?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Got a bunch of people doing this yesterday: Omegle is Fun!

My fave from yesterday:

Stranger: yo

You: Hi, I’m Chris Matthews

Stranger: where ya from?

You: Why don’t you have a seat over there

Stranger: where?

You: Now, you’re here to see… Gina, right?

You: Who are these wine coolers for?

Stranger: yo man i dont know what u fuck

You: No need to get defensive, we’re just talking here.

You: Now, how do you know Gina?

Stranger: u wont hook 2 ya moputh?

You: Mmhmm… did you know Gina is 13 years old?

Stranger: man gina iz my bitch n i fuck she every time

You: Well, sir I have some information for you. Gina is actually a Los Angeles county sherriff’s officer.

Stranger: yo datz god

Stranger: good*

You: Please don’t try to back peddle, sir.

You: We have your confession on the video tape here, there are cameras all over this house.

Stranger: lick my ass homo bitch!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You: Hi

Stranger: heeey

Stranger: f/m ?

You: shemale

Stranger: what ?

You: type shemale in google images

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
I can't believe this, I've been on there a half hour and I found someone to do free translations for me for a foreign website I have... +rep for posting this link nvanprooyen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She's already corrected half my front page from the shitty google translations ROFL so happy :)
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top Bottom