I'm witnessing one of the most amusing breakdowns of retardation I've seen first hand in a really long time.
So, this documentary looked interesting, I pre-ordered it because I'm a lazy guy and I don't like DVD's. The stream is a lil on the high side for a rental, but wtvr, like I said, I'm lazy and I want to watch it now and not later. So its all set to launch on April 22nd at I dunno, like say 7pm or 8pm PST. Great, I don't plan on being on time anyway.
Right away there were issues. Just small lil things that make me and probably any of you since we're aff marketing industry professionals wary about things that most others wouldn't notice.
First off, the lack of one single source to watch this fucking thing. It just doesn't exist. All of these scientists and rocket scientists can come up with all sorts of creative as hell ways to invent and innovate alleged unlimited-propulsion energy systems, but they can't, for the life of themselves figure out that in order to keep your product launch from going to absolute shit, that MAYBE it would make sense to keep it all in one place. At least the film side of this project.
The company handling all of this looks interesting, but in reality, their execution is an absolute clusterfuck in the most irritating sense. ZERO links to anything after you pay. In fact, when you pay, you are also joining their piece of shit affiliate program. Here is the link they sent to me if I want to be paid for distributing the film to others... And I'll also include the wonderful text too.. (fucking imbeciles)...
What the fuck?? How would I love this film if I was pre-ordering it and it wasn't even due out yet??
Even so, there's no link to login to your account. I actually had to check Google for the first time in a looooong time to figure out how to navigate around this stupid fucking site. And that's the AFFILIATE portion...
So I figured whatever, I'm not spamming this shit to anyone with my oh so secret super personal sell out a friend deal here. Not to mention, from the looks of things, all of the civilian people that paid for the screening and went through the same confusing road that I did must be going out of their minds right about now.
To make a really long and somewhat amusing story short...
The company that couldn't figure out how to link things properly, and actually specializes in streaming videos securely, and is calling itself some kind of indie film distribution company, has just FUCKED UP BEYOND ALL BELIEF.
And how did these clever fucks fuck it all up?
They forgot to send emails with login/pw to people as promised. But even funnier and more pathetic... their servers are not handling this load very well.
Not to mention they stopped with support responding on Facebook altogether now.
Now imagine having thousands of completely batshit crazy stoners and star kiddies from every corner of the globe, that have paid $10 for a 72 hour screening of some documentary that made some really bold claims... not get to see anything except "INVALID CONTENT SPECIFIED" after they may figure out on their own how to access it without the links that weren't provided anyway.
The responses/comments on their FB page alone make me feel like I got my $10 worth it without seeing the documentary anyway.
One guy is claiming that the site won't work because the government is censoring these poor scientists... lololololol
Another is doing some kind of weird prayer gimmick saying ONLY HE can see the movie playing, and that he really hopes this will FREE ALL OF HUMANITY... WTF??? lololol... its a movie for fuck's sake.. free humanity?? Are you fucking crazy??
Others apparently tried to make a whole movie night out of this launch and since nothing played for them, they are blaming a ruined evening and claiming the whole thing is one big hoax anyway.
Sucks for the documentary creators.. Because this may just be the most brilliantly evil way to make major cash.. Promise all of the Alex Jones followers and their drunk and drugged up neighbors that you will show them the truth of how aliens come here and that they can solve all of the mysteries in the universe... Charge them $10 or more to watch it before everyone else... AND THEN LEAVE THEM HANGING!!!
lol
Here's the FB page: https://www.facebook.com/SiriusTheMovie
This is the documentary link (one of them) -- allegedly: Sirius: Sirius Technology & Research Presents A Neverending Light Production In Association with Bayview Fil presented by Yekra
Aaaaand this is the company that specializes in film distribution but needs to re-up their HostGator account for more bandwidth... YEKRA
So, this documentary looked interesting, I pre-ordered it because I'm a lazy guy and I don't like DVD's. The stream is a lil on the high side for a rental, but wtvr, like I said, I'm lazy and I want to watch it now and not later. So its all set to launch on April 22nd at I dunno, like say 7pm or 8pm PST. Great, I don't plan on being on time anyway.
Right away there were issues. Just small lil things that make me and probably any of you since we're aff marketing industry professionals wary about things that most others wouldn't notice.
First off, the lack of one single source to watch this fucking thing. It just doesn't exist. All of these scientists and rocket scientists can come up with all sorts of creative as hell ways to invent and innovate alleged unlimited-propulsion energy systems, but they can't, for the life of themselves figure out that in order to keep your product launch from going to absolute shit, that MAYBE it would make sense to keep it all in one place. At least the film side of this project.
The company handling all of this looks interesting, but in reality, their execution is an absolute clusterfuck in the most irritating sense. ZERO links to anything after you pay. In fact, when you pay, you are also joining their piece of shit affiliate program. Here is the link they sent to me if I want to be paid for distributing the film to others... And I'll also include the wonderful text too.. (fucking imbeciles)...
What the fuck?? How would I love this film if I was pre-ordering it and it wasn't even due out yet??
Even so, there's no link to login to your account. I actually had to check Google for the first time in a looooong time to figure out how to navigate around this stupid fucking site. And that's the AFFILIATE portion...
So I figured whatever, I'm not spamming this shit to anyone with my oh so secret super personal sell out a friend deal here. Not to mention, from the looks of things, all of the civilian people that paid for the screening and went through the same confusing road that I did must be going out of their minds right about now.
To make a really long and somewhat amusing story short...
The company that couldn't figure out how to link things properly, and actually specializes in streaming videos securely, and is calling itself some kind of indie film distribution company, has just FUCKED UP BEYOND ALL BELIEF.
And how did these clever fucks fuck it all up?
They forgot to send emails with login/pw to people as promised. But even funnier and more pathetic... their servers are not handling this load very well.
Not to mention they stopped with support responding on Facebook altogether now.
Now imagine having thousands of completely batshit crazy stoners and star kiddies from every corner of the globe, that have paid $10 for a 72 hour screening of some documentary that made some really bold claims... not get to see anything except "INVALID CONTENT SPECIFIED" after they may figure out on their own how to access it without the links that weren't provided anyway.
The responses/comments on their FB page alone make me feel like I got my $10 worth it without seeing the documentary anyway.
One guy is claiming that the site won't work because the government is censoring these poor scientists... lololololol
Another is doing some kind of weird prayer gimmick saying ONLY HE can see the movie playing, and that he really hopes this will FREE ALL OF HUMANITY... WTF??? lololol... its a movie for fuck's sake.. free humanity?? Are you fucking crazy??
Others apparently tried to make a whole movie night out of this launch and since nothing played for them, they are blaming a ruined evening and claiming the whole thing is one big hoax anyway.
Sucks for the documentary creators.. Because this may just be the most brilliantly evil way to make major cash.. Promise all of the Alex Jones followers and their drunk and drugged up neighbors that you will show them the truth of how aliens come here and that they can solve all of the mysteries in the universe... Charge them $10 or more to watch it before everyone else... AND THEN LEAVE THEM HANGING!!!
lol
Here's the FB page: https://www.facebook.com/SiriusTheMovie
This is the documentary link (one of them) -- allegedly: Sirius: Sirius Technology & Research Presents A Neverending Light Production In Association with Bayview Fil presented by Yekra
Aaaaand this is the company that specializes in film distribution but needs to re-up their HostGator account for more bandwidth... YEKRA
