I fucking love this guy, everyday I lol.
1. It's complete bullshit how they have school science fairs, but not school magic fairs. Teach children both sides I say. Let them decide.
2. When your computer asks "Are you sure?", it's because it still remembers all of the other fucked-up decisions you've made.
3. Hahaha! My butler is reading out all your replies in his best hillbilly voice! Oh Hawthorne, I'm so glad I own you.
4. "The lady doth protest too much, methinks." - World's fanciest date rapist.
5. Remember that time MacGyver escaped from paying eighteen years worth of child support just by using an old coat hanger?
6. I want to jam five babies into one sweat-suit to see if they will eventually coordinate themselves to function like an adorable Voltron.
7. The primary function of a protocol droid is to give hand-jobs to visiting dignitaries.
8. Eventually all of the Muppets will die of old age, leaving behind the immortal Count. One! One is the loneliest number! Boo hoo hoo!
9. Accidentally hit "attending" on a senior citizens orgy invite. I'll be there. I don't want to make a mockery of the Facebook event system.
10. My mothers have started drinking again, and it's starting to effect our band. All upcoming "Dykes and Son" shows have been postponed
1. It's complete bullshit how they have school science fairs, but not school magic fairs. Teach children both sides I say. Let them decide.
2. When your computer asks "Are you sure?", it's because it still remembers all of the other fucked-up decisions you've made.
3. Hahaha! My butler is reading out all your replies in his best hillbilly voice! Oh Hawthorne, I'm so glad I own you.
4. "The lady doth protest too much, methinks." - World's fanciest date rapist.
5. Remember that time MacGyver escaped from paying eighteen years worth of child support just by using an old coat hanger?
6. I want to jam five babies into one sweat-suit to see if they will eventually coordinate themselves to function like an adorable Voltron.
7. The primary function of a protocol droid is to give hand-jobs to visiting dignitaries.
8. Eventually all of the Muppets will die of old age, leaving behind the immortal Count. One! One is the loneliest number! Boo hoo hoo!
9. Accidentally hit "attending" on a senior citizens orgy invite. I'll be there. I don't want to make a mockery of the Facebook event system.
10. My mothers have started drinking again, and it's starting to effect our band. All upcoming "Dykes and Son" shows have been postponed
