I want to share something that's had hugely attractive women coming up to me in the street and talking to me on a regular basis.
I'm doing this a. to mitigate the amount of total fail in the other pickup thread, and b. because I want to see someone else have success with something I'm not a position to take advantage of (due to being married).
Here's how it's works:
1. Get a cute, friendly toddler or baby. At least 6 months old. They need to be at the stage where they are interested in other people. I got one by making my own (via my wife). That route is hard work, and sort of precludes the point of this process.
A better way to obtain one of these for your purposes is to start looking after one now and again for a sibling or close friend.
You'll probably have to babysit round at their house a few times so the kid gets used to you, and the parent knows you can be trusted with their small person.
This shouldn't be a problem. Any sane person with a toddler will typically jump at the chance of a break for an hour with anyone who isn't clearly an axe murderer or crack fiend.
2. Take them out in a sling, like this:
You could do it in a regular buggy, but there is something about the baby + sling effect that is a total magnet. I've had women stop their cars in the middle of the street to talk to me (or more specifically the baby) when rockin' this combo.
(I'd like to think it was due to my stunning good looks and amazing physique, but that's unlikely)
3. Hang out in places (such as cafes) where there are attractive women. Sit somewhere near them. Next table is fine.
The baby will do the rest. When the child smiles at them and starts "flirting" with them (as all toddlers do), you can look over and smile too. Nine times out ten, the woman will smile back and/or talk to you.
Their guard will be completely and utterly down at this point, because they're not getting hit on by a guy - they're admiring a toddler.
4. The rest is up to you. I'd mention early on that you're looking after the kid for a friend, so they know you're not attached.
So there you have it. I really, really wish I'd known this 10 years ago, because I'd have been far more interested in my relatives babies, and probably scored a lot more.
I'm doing this a. to mitigate the amount of total fail in the other pickup thread, and b. because I want to see someone else have success with something I'm not a position to take advantage of (due to being married).
Here's how it's works:
1. Get a cute, friendly toddler or baby. At least 6 months old. They need to be at the stage where they are interested in other people. I got one by making my own (via my wife). That route is hard work, and sort of precludes the point of this process.
A better way to obtain one of these for your purposes is to start looking after one now and again for a sibling or close friend.
You'll probably have to babysit round at their house a few times so the kid gets used to you, and the parent knows you can be trusted with their small person.
This shouldn't be a problem. Any sane person with a toddler will typically jump at the chance of a break for an hour with anyone who isn't clearly an axe murderer or crack fiend.
2. Take them out in a sling, like this:
You could do it in a regular buggy, but there is something about the baby + sling effect that is a total magnet. I've had women stop their cars in the middle of the street to talk to me (or more specifically the baby) when rockin' this combo.
(I'd like to think it was due to my stunning good looks and amazing physique, but that's unlikely)
3. Hang out in places (such as cafes) where there are attractive women. Sit somewhere near them. Next table is fine.
The baby will do the rest. When the child smiles at them and starts "flirting" with them (as all toddlers do), you can look over and smile too. Nine times out ten, the woman will smile back and/or talk to you.
Their guard will be completely and utterly down at this point, because they're not getting hit on by a guy - they're admiring a toddler.
4. The rest is up to you. I'd mention early on that you're looking after the kid for a friend, so they know you're not attached.
So there you have it. I really, really wish I'd known this 10 years ago, because I'd have been far more interested in my relatives babies, and probably scored a lot more.
