Toast for a Best Man

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Karnul

Karnul

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I suck at public speaking... can anyone help with a cool toast? Need it for Saturday.
 


i had to do that not to long ago, i was nervous. But i just got really drunk and it came out nice. Just keep it short and sweet
 
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is this for a wedding?

If it is talking about how hot the grooms spouse is always works well, even better if you mention masturbation in relation to the bride...
 
I've been (un)fortunate enough to have to do this twice this year. Tasteful jokes, innuendo, end on a high note. They'll laugh, they'll cry, then hopefully the bridesmaids will want to suck your cock.

I got 0/3; don't let that put you off.
 
Basically, make fun of your buddy a lot, praise the bride a lot, tell a funny story about your buddy from jr. high, and then close with mushy rant about how perfect the two of them are for each other. i've done this twice, both times with little or no preperation. It's a lot easier than you think. Just let it flow and make sure not to say "uuummmm" or "like" at all.
 
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Basically, make fun of your buddy a lot, praise the bride a lot, tell a funny story about your buddy from jr. high, and then close with mushy rant about how perfect the two of them are for each other. i've done this twice, both times with little or no preperation. It's a lot easier than you think. Just let it flow and make sure not to say "uuummmm" or "like" at all.
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Then raise your glass and finish with "Here's to you, here's to me, may we never disagree, if we do then, fuck you, here's to me" You should really win everybody over with that one.
 
Karnul said:
I suck at public speaking... can anyone help with a cool toast? Need it for Saturday.
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I feel your pain, bro. I have to give one these speeches soon too. A lot of people say to just wing it, but I'm gonna have it prepared beforehand. I figure don't make it too serious... just aim for a few cheap laughs at your friend's expense, say how beautiful the bride is, and then offer a toast. That's what I'm going to do. :D
 
Definitely don't "wing it"... be prepared or you'll look like a tool... forever. Remember someone in the crowd is likely shooting video and it will live on for eternity.

When I got married my best-man messed up one of his lines and accidentally gave it a bit of a sexual innuendo, lol... people still give him shit for it, haha.
 
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