Guys, I'm so excited!! You have no idea. I hope that he'll be signing autographs because I will be FIRST IN LINE to get this bad boy!

Whaddya know? I'd never have had him pegged as a MTG player. He always seemed like such an alpha jock to me.
Are you going to write on your blog ever again?
Nah, he's got a wife and daughter; both look as messed up as he does though.also fuckin Waggs has gotta be a stone cold pedo
Anyone else find it funny that he's basically pitching an unsellable concept here?
Sure I could sell 18-years-to-maturation investments all day long too... If I had a friggin' time machine, dipshit!
Jumpy little critter, aren't you?are you fucking serious? you are as batshit as wagenheim