They Stole My Penis

[SeoReborn]

Penis theft panic leads to thirteen arrests | Metro.co.uk

Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers, after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings over the alleged of using black magic to steal men's penises.

 

[turbolapp]

This made me giggle. I was totally picturing the "wave of panic" over having your penis stolen.

 

[SeoReborn]

What made me laugh is this bit....

'It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny,' said 29-year-old Alain Kalala

Seems more like the whole village is making excuses for their small manhoods lol

 

[Lord B]

This made me giggle. I was totally picturing the "wave of panic" over having your penis stolen.

You have nothing to worry sweetheart! You should see the sweat of fear on my face after reading this article.

 

[Rage9]

...Looks like someone needs to do some 'Male Enhancement' marketing over there...

 

[Lord B]

...Looks like someone needs to do some 'Male Enhancement' marketing over there...

Think of that as an opportunity dude! More moniez for you to invest in chocolates.