These candidates are pussies

[erect]

I fucking love the guys at cracked.com. Somehow I missed this post and it's by far the greatest thing I've read in a long time.

The 5 most badass presidents!

My vote goes to #5 Andrew Jackson. He's as fucking nutty as they come but overlooking his many flaws he's still one of the guys that makes America so cock strong.

Two points the article overlooked

1. He killed the bank (2nd bank of the US)
2. Dozens of the lives he took was done by scalping. I can't think of a more manly way to kill. I agree the trail of tears was a bad thing ... but still.

Also, cracked sizing up George Washington to The Incredible Hulk was awesome.

 

[airforcematt]

ahahahhhhhaaaaa - goood read thanks for posting it.

 

[Old Goat]

That was very good. Thank you for posting. Andrew Jackson was my favorite. Teddy Bear came in 2nd.

Wouldn't the world have a fit if one of them were elected today? Maybe we should dig them up......

 

[HarveyJ]

JFK FTW, MFers!

Man, what have we got down under? Nothing other than a guy that looked like Mr Sheen, and a former head of state that still holds the world record for skulling two pints.
Truly, our country is culturally deprived.

 

[bestcorp]

LMAO at that pic lol. Thanks for sharing.