The wife stole the keys again...

Benji49

Benji49

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...she is always losing keys. So she takes mine while I am sleeping before heading off to work. This pisses me off.

I was cruising Amazon.ca for keyless locks but they didn't have a good selection. Anybody know where there is nice variety and good pricing for keyless locks?

And oh...YEAH, YEAH, I NEED TO GET A NEW WIFE.. oh you internet tough guys, thanks for the relationship advice in advance.

And so if you don't know anything about keyless locks, please just back to fapping to your porns with your imaginary woman of your dreams
 


Get an RFID door lock, and inject the chip into her arm, hopefully she won't loose that.
 
While I was fapping, I wondered...where do you put the key?

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There was a kickstarter a while back for a NFC lock, I believe it shipped it's first batch and the next ones will be ready this winter maybe?

There are also Bluetooth and wifi locks coming soon from UniKey Technologies - As Seen on Shark Tank - The Revolution of the Key and if you are handy with a bit of coding or can follow a tutorial you can build your own bluetooth lock for easy.

I've been working on a networked lock myself, if I ever get it done I'll try and remember to ping you a link to my postmortem.
 
My wife was taking my keys as well. One day I constructed a little explosive device which exploded in her hands while she tried to take them. She lost three fingers and got 20% face-burn. Guess what? She did not take keys from me anymore.
 
You could talk to her and try to communicate your issues with her and evolve your relationship so you don't have to use technological work arounds to basic relationship issues.

Or you could post stuff about key less locks on gay webmaster forums while ironically calling everyone but yourself a faggot.
 
greenleaves said:
You could talk to her and try to communicate your issues with her and evolve your relationship so you don't have to use technological work arounds to basic relationship issues.

Or you could post stuff about key less locks on gay webmaster forums while ironically calling everyone but yourself a faggot.
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True, but you don't actually know anything about their relationship, so perhaps for them him working around a minor inconvenience may be the better path.

To that end, you could get a bluetooth keyfinder so she can page her keys from her phone. If she really has aproblem, buy in bulk, lol Key Finder Bluetooth,Buy Quality Key Finder Bluetooth from Manufacturers and Suppliers on Alibaba.com
 
Benji49 said:
...she is always losing keys. So she takes mine while I am sleeping before heading off to work. This pisses me off.

I was cruising Amazon.ca for keyless locks but they didn't have a good selection. Anybody know where there is nice variety and good pricing for keyless locks?

And oh...YEAH, YEAH, I NEED TO GET A NEW WIFE.. oh you internet tough guys, thanks for the relationship advice in advance.

And so if you don't know anything about keyless locks, please just back to fapping to your porns with your imaginary woman of your dreams
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Wanna trade for Amanda? We can do a month trial period.
 
Benji49 said:
...she is always losing keys. So she takes mine while I am sleeping before heading off to work. This pisses me off.

I was cruising Amazon.ca for keyless locks but they didn't have a good selection. Anybody know where there is nice variety and good pricing for keyless locks?

And oh...YEAH, YEAH, I NEED TO GET A NEW WIFE.. oh you internet tough guys, thanks for the relationship advice in advance.

And so if you don't know anything about keyless locks, please just back to fapping to your porns with your imaginary woman of your dreams
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Keyword stuff much? :jester:
 
dump the hoe.. the only area where she should be allowed to steal stuff without your permission is in the kitchen.
 
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