The Pimp Stroll Method

lukesloot

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Ok, let me start out by saying this is somewhat blackhat, frowned upon by many networks and can get you in trouble with the local and even federal authorities depending on how large you scale it. Having said that, it DOES work and if you get the right networks behind you(no pun intended, you'll get this later), you can make a ton of cash, and best of all it's recurring!

Groundwork:

There are two main ways of getting set up.

1. Find the most popular pimp stroll in your area and scout it out. Talk to ladies/gay men and trannies. Mingle with the pimps and make friends with the crack heads and dealers. These relationships will forge overtime and will help you with scrubbing, shaving and even tracking down the line. More on all that in a bit.

2. The alternate method is posting on Craigslist. The method involves posing as a "John" to meet ladies/men, etc.. It's a bit more risky with the new crackdowns, but it can work too. The upside is that CL leads are easier to track(more later)

The Pimp Stroll Method

Ok, what we're trying to do here is further monetize hoes. If you're a pimp, you're already getting recurring income and this is a way to increase your ROI. If you're not already a pimp, this is a way to piggyback on an existing stready flow of targetted traffic.

In a nutshell, what you want to do is buy ad space on a hoe's body. This can manifest as a tattoo or a t-shirt or a neclase. It can really be anything that has decent coverage and that's not competing with too many existing ads. What we want to do is place CPA/CPL or even CPS advertisements. The best placement seems to be the lower back(tramp stamp area) for all sexes or the upper forehead. It's really that simple. There are a few things you can do to increase conversions - incent and pre-scripted have dialogue have worked fairly well.

Tracking

This is one of the tuffest aspects of this method. We've tried 202, HLOA, and a few others. None seem to really do the job, because the "Johns" rarely use the same name that they give the Hoe. As i mentioned in the intro, CL leads are easier to track because you often have the email of the "John" and many times they use the same one to complete your offer.

Other options for tracking include leveraging those relationships you should have by this time made with the locals. A crack head will often suffice. Give the crack head a laptop and 20 bucks to force the "John" to fill out an offer before he drives away in his car. You can easilly track the conversion if you're sitting nearby with a laptop and hijacked wifi or mobile broadband. This is the best method to deal with scrubbing and shaving from the networks as well because you KNOW the lead converted in real time. Make sure you keep an eye on your tracker(or crack head in this scenario)

That's about it for now. I'm sure you guys have questions so fire away. I may do a case study on this sometime in the future, so keep ane eye out.

Have fun and make money bitches!

- lucas
 


so if the pimp police decide to flag your ass for contacting to many johns and want to know how you know so many of them? Does can spam apply and what other possibility of getting thrown in the slammer do you face ?
 
so if the pimp police decide to flag your ass for contacting to many johns and want to know how you know so many of them? Does can spam apply and what other possibility of getting thrown in the slammer do you face ?

the downside of implementing this method is that many marketers decide to become pimps themselves. they get tired of splitting commissions with the pimps and also become drawn in by the pimping lifestyle(who wouldn't?). obviously your legal risk skyrockets at this point. pandering is also a risk. when you're getting set up you're often mistaken as a "John" and that has numerous very obvious repercussions. CAN SPAM only really seems to come into play if you're scraping HOE emails from CL.

keep the questions coming!

- lucas
 
I did not understand a word, maybe its the late hour, maybe its me being dizzy, or maybe you are talking bullshit.

:crap:
 
post fake ads on craigs list
collect emails
send out offers

get caught, don't pass go, don't collect $200, and possibly get slapped with a 16k fine for can spam.
 
ok here is an actual fake testimonial -

"I was already a pimp, so I had the traffic. With the economy and what-not i needed a way to futher monetize my hoes. I put the Pimp Stroll Method in full effect in a matter of days. I put 8 hoes back on the stroll fully optimized with tatoos on their asses running Acai Berry, ringtones and even a few bizOpps. The Pimp Stroll Method works people. Recognize this."

- George Windsor, Greenwich Connecticut
 
anonymous just sent this in -

"'i've read all the ebooks, gone to the summits and even paid for mentoring. the last course i took "Pimps Up, Conversions Down" looked promising, but when i split tested against the Pimp Stroll Method, i never looked back! Pimps Up Conversions Higher baby!"

- anonymous, Piedmont California
 
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"Yo Luke, seewhat Im saying cracka, dont be
pushing my crackhos and fuckin with my bitches
and uzin my bitches for no google shit ya hear?
I will kick your honkey white ass see what im saying!"
 
pimp.jpg


"Yo Luke, seewhat Im saying cracka, dont be
pushing my crackhos and fuckin with my bitches
and uzin my bitches for no google shit ya hear?
I will kick your honkey white ass see what im saying!"

hahah. i'll JV with you anytime bishop don magic!

- lucas
 
What do we do if we live in a country with legalised and regulated prostitution?

this is actually covered in the ebook and comes up alot. the simple solution - private deals. you have to sidle your way in and around the existing infrastructure and strike up private deals with these hoes.

hope that helps.

- lucas