The "Ask Sumit Anything" Thread

[Dwight Schrute]

I have no guarantees as to whether or not Sumit will participate in this thread.

Sumit Dhawan is an enigma on the WickedFire forums. I know he worships Ganesha, Vishnu, and many other Hindu gods and goddesses. He is a fan of Ryan Eagle. Unlike all of the webmasters on this forum, he is not a homosexual.

In this thread, we ask Sumit all the things we have always wanted to know about him.

I'll start:

Sumit, if you celebrated Christmas (which we know you do not since you are Hindu) what gift would you like to receive?

 

[TylerDurden]

Sumit, since I'll be going to Las Vegas for ASW next month can you recommend a good strip club? Preferably one with Indian girls and ideally not Glitter Gulch.

 

[handrewrites]

Why is that picture mirrored horizontally?

 

[firestarter]

Sumit do you like snow?

 

[Jeeta]

What is internets made?

 

[Vadym]

In your country, does hot snow fall up?

 

[Your_Pal]

how many of ya ballers have doubt that Sumit never gonna reply to this thread.

oh yeah my question why on your blog you write correct Engrish but not here on wf?

 

[Uptime]

Why is that picture mirrored horizontally?

I thought it was just a bad Nike counterfeit.

 

[ItsYoBuddy]

i didn't know sumit had his own website!

 

[MadMaxNine]

how many of ya ballers have doubt that Sumit never gonna reply to this thread.

oh yeah my question why on your blog you write correct Engrish but not here on wf?

He probably outsources some of his content, if you go past the first page posts, clearly some are written by Sumit:

"Sitemap make search engines easier to crawl our blog. Sitemap guide the web surfer to the specific part of our blog. If someone looking for a specific keyword or phrase and your blog have a sitemap, I think your blog will likely be searched."

 

[Kstanki2]

Do you fear witchcraft? Can you be threatened with voodoo?

 

[avatar33]

Sumit is obviously the 2nd identity of some notable forum member here... just trying to figure out who!

 

[tomaszjot]

Sumit, would you ask Vishnu to protect my money sites against Google penalties?

 

[faceblogger]

Sumit is obviously the 2nd identity of some notable forum member here... just trying to figure out who!

Dwight Schrute

 

[Philip P]

How is babby formed?

 

[bobby_custard]

Why have Indian chicks got pussies of velvet?

 

[Vadym]

Why have Indian chicks got hairy backs bears are jealous of?

 

[cougarclaws]

Sumit,

walk in toilet
see this
wat do?

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Dwight Schrute

No, unfortunately I wish I had as much wisdom as Sumit. I'm also not as funny as Sumit.

I take it as a compliment though.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

To bump this thread I will include some of my favorite Sumit quotations:

Hello friend,

I see you jew but still no should get so angry for less $1000. It no good for health.

Good luck bro

Hello friend,

If you sell cocaine should you no very rich? Unless you waste all money make on sell cocaine for buy cocaine for self take. Then that no good.

Good luck bro

Hello friends,

It obivious joke. He super affiliate Nick Throlson. Can sex any girl he want.

All have do is tell them name and they let sex.

Good luck bros

Hello friend,

It obivious fake because Nick Throlson super affiliate.

He can sex any girl he want so no have try rape young boys like preists Catholic.

Good luck bro

Hello friend,

I no think grown man should think about sex 15 year old girls. Should wait until they 16 and legal.

Good luck bro

Hello friend,

I think African in America talk that way so white people no can understand them.

Asian and Mexican in America have own language they can use. But African in America no have own language. So make new language from English.

Good luck bro

Hello friend,

Maybe she see you watch site of spinning penis on laptop and get mad?

Good luck bro

Hello friend,

Be own boss is one good thing. When you boss you work for self and make self rich. When you employee you work hard to make boss rich.

But I think best thing about make money online is that can always make money for 24 hour day and every day year. When people sleep in one country there other online in other country that can make money from.

If you boss of other business like restaurant you have be open or no can make money. But when make money online can go set up campaign and then you make money even when go sleep, go toiliet, or go party. So even when no work can still make money.

Good luck bro

Hello friends,

It to bad Bushs no longer president or maybe Copeac can get America government bailout to pay affiliates since Copeac boss good friend of family Bush.

Good luck bros

Hello friend,

I no think should make Ryan Eagle mad because he very danger person.

Before Copeac boss make him mad and now Copeac sue by FTC and bank.

Good luck bro

Hello friend,

I think if friend no want be father can just do what Obama father do and leave wife and baby.

If Obama father force Obama mother to kill him before born then today you no have black America president.

Even Steve Job real father no want him but let him born and give away for adopt. If no do that then today Apple no exist.

It possible that many baby parent kill because they no want could of become president, prime minisiter, CEO, very rich person or other person famous.

Good luck bro