Not sure if this website has been posted before. I'm sure I'll get trolled if it was, but whatever. It's too hilarious not to share for those who haven't seen this site yet:
texts from last night: worst nights
texts from last night: worst nights
Pure awesome.(314): So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.