Texts from Last Night

[b_sun]

Fairly funny.

texts from last night

 

[Shaz07]

FML is funnier, but not bad.

 

[JamesH]

Haha I can't stop reading them.

 

[LotsOfZeros]

(760): What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
(619): Cremation, why do you ask?
(760): I think we have a bit of a problem

 

[Fatbat]

Hah, there's some great ones in there.

(617): yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face


(818): Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
(770): I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.

 

[b_sun]

Some favs

(715): I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you

(970): Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?

(603): Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?

 

[droplister]

(508): At least make sure they are 18
(401): Why

 

[Bofu2U]

(508): At least make sure they are 18
(401): Why

Looks like ChrisS has made his appearance already.

Also:

(703): Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT!
(540): awesome babe! drinks tonight!
(703): Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.

Babby has been formed.

 

[medicalhumor]

this site is some funny shit

(515): (504): can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...

(515): Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?

(914): ? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
(773): jesus mom

 

[TylerDurden]

That site can be pretty addictive.
It reminds me when a friend of mine was hanging out with a high school classmate of mine who had apparently gotten hotter since high school. He meant to send me a text message that said "Mike, I can't meet up with you tonight. I think I'm going to fuck Jaime. She has fake boobs." The problem is he sent it to her instead. To this day she hates me (God knows why, I was only the intended recipient of the message) and sending a text message to the wrong person is forever know as "pulling a Paul" (my friend's name.)