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The Top 5 Benefits of Dickrolling Noobs at WickedFire
Although dickrolling is eschewed by most within the sane business world, Wickedfire members have discovered that this technique can yield the following 5 benefits.
Cleansing the Board
The utility of the Wickedfire forum depends on a constant influx of new participants (Noobs). Unfortunately, some of these new immigrants arrive solely with the shirt on their back and a stupid fucking question. Such noob hoi polloi, usually arriving from DP, need to be cleansed from the Wickedfire forum before their presence in the WF neighborhood begins to adversely effect property values. Dickrolling these posters effectively serves as a cleansing mechanism thus providing benefit to us all.
Thinning the Herd
Tales of massive berry wealth has drawn a lot of noobs into the internet marketing arena. This serves to increase the competition as well as subject everyone to the potential repercussions of noob fuck-ups. Dickrolling noobs is an excellent tool which can discourage many noobs from further pursuing their IM fortune thus preventing the industry from being overrun by complete fucking morons.
Pure Fun
This business can be stressful. Wickedfire is akin to a traditional country club, but for people who ordinarily would never be let on the property of America's finer clubs. Lacking a golf course, WF must provide entertainment for its members of a different variety. Immersing noobs in the agony of a dickroll is an excellent way for WF members to blow off steam, and for the younger ones to relive their glory days at 4chan.
Increased Self Esteem
WF members feel a sense of power and superiority after successfully dickrolling a noob. This translates directly to increased revenues. Confidence is everything in the business world, and a recent FTC study showed a strong correlation between daily dickrolls and the amount of berriez and bizop complaints received. Many marketers report having their most lucrative months after a nice string of especially amusing dickrolls.
A Good Excuse
Some senior WF members are always on the look-out for a good excuse to send phallic depictions to other guys. Finding such socially acceptable pretexts is difficult, and dickrolling provides enormous benefit in this regard. Of course, it does not compare to the "hazing" excuse they had back during their fraternity days allowing them to stick their thumb up a pledge's ass, but dickrolling does provide a more limited benefit allowing the dickroller to fantasize about how the noob is reacting.
