Sometimes I suck...

chanilla

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Aug 3, 2011
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Strong first post. My name is Chanilla and sometimes I suck my own penis. I really apologize everybody. I registered my account some months ago, and I really didn't know where I should make my first post. I've read a lot of the more useful threads here, laughed at the rest, and probably jerked it to some of your porn sites.

Anyways, just wanted to introduce myself in the STS section. I'm an early-twenties college student who is going to graduate this year. I'll probably go into a huge, fucking epic backstory once I actually consider myself successful, but for now I'm just going to use this for a first post. I'm not a newbie, but I certainly do not consider myself a guru. Like gurus even fucking exist, that shit is for Karate Kid 14 and Star Wars IV.

Anyways, I guess I just had to get my first post over with. Just hit a solid ranking for a term I've been going for over the course of several months, so I celebrated and am drunk a fuck right now, and figured this was probably the most painless way to get my first time over with. In fact, please completely disregard this post. I just wanted my first to be special <3

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