I don't remember shitting on your threads. But then again, I do have a life and online banter is way down on the list of things I care about (although it would explain why I have you on ignore)
I will say Akismet is running for me no problem. Maybe you could re-instal and open a new account? Maybe a new update of some other plug in is causing an issue? Maybe you need to update your software. You could, you know, test it and figure it out. I've heard that stuff tends to work. Especially if you isolate when the issue happened and what changes occurred when it happened so you can find correlations and from there figure out causation.
Hell, you could even post a thread saying "Askimet is not working for me, any help?"... Yeah I know, asking for help is way lamer than bitching about the symptoms of your problem without mentioning what the underlying problem is (askimet) and being passive aggressive to those that help.
Anyway, you ranted about a problem, I offered advice to solve it (which by your own admission is good advice); you got angry at my tone.
So I apologize I didn't answer with silk gloves so your dainty little feelings didn't get hurt. But if you look closely, there isn't much reason for getting your panties in a bunch Miss Daisy.
There are forums out there for people with very sensitive feelings who dislike harsh language, boobies, dick rolls and whatnot. Of course, you might be disappointed in the quality of replies, but at least you will be treated like a true little princess.