Smart Mop - shamwow rip off

[TLott]

heh

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr6qaG8RlUk"]YouTube - Smart Mop Commercial - Drink Your Spilled Soda Off the Floor[/ame]

 

[Rage9]

And you can put it back in the glass and drink it, rofl!

 

[RBseatown]

...

did they really just do that lol. Sounded dead serious too.

 

[bullet-ride]

Holy smokes, where do I signup as a publisher for this?

 

[mingrza]

"And if you got wood? You'll like it even more..."

lol

 

[blueRAP]

What the hell is a "Smot Mop"?

 

[Demon]

somebody's gotta slapchop those motherfuckers

 

[jelf]

sounds like a good deal 2 me!

 

[JohnCJackson]

What part is the rip-off, the pitch? These things have been around way longer than the Sham Wow. Though not as long as chamois or "shammy" cloths that have been widely available for decades.

 

[HarveyJ]

Interesting that they use a clearly English accent for the ad.
Do Americans inherently trust the British or something? Cause I was thinking that whole revolution and becoming a republic sort of meant that you didn't.

 

[Demon]

Interesting that they use a clearly English accent for the ad.
Do Americans inherently trust the British or something? Cause I was thinking that whole revolution and becoming a republic sort of meant that you didn't.

It's more like an Australian/English hybrid accent. It sounds a bit wierd.

 

[PedroGoneWild]

How did he know I push sand, ketchup, and mustard spills under my fridge?

 

[TheOnlineWriter]

Dollar store muthafucka!

Holy shit, that's the gayest random paper towel image of all time rofl.

(I wonder if they have Brawny Black and what the package looks like....hmm..)

GRAB ME!!

 

[TheDean]

Interesting that they use a clearly English accent for the ad.
Do Americans inherently trust the British or something? Cause I was thinking that whole revolution and becoming a republic sort of meant that you didn't.

That British dude is actually "the mastermind" behind these products. He usually gets Billy to pitch them, but I'm sure Mays declined citing the fact that he had pitched the cum rag Zorbees, and that pitching Zorbees On a Stick would have inevitably diluted his already diminishing power of salesmanship.

Disgruntled and disillusioned, the British dude downed a bottle of 18th century cognac, and decided to do the commercial himself to reveal to the American public what he has known all along. Namely, that we sweep ketchup, mustard and sand under our fridges, and that we slurp coke off of linoleum.

 

[LogicFlux]

The smart mop seems like a much better tool for whipping a ho's ass than a shamwow.

 

[zmxn73]

Still undecided as to whether I hate the mop guy's voice, or the customer order guy's voice at the end more.

 

[micfire]

That's actually a pretty good ad despite it's bullshit-buy-from-tv crap.. could there be a reason why all the commercials are still like this.. hmmmm.. watch and learn from the big boys.

 

[MadHatter]

Take your head out of the toilet and get smart!
Classic!!!

 

[kelhalla2]

that's cash in the trash. heh
Seriously I have a friend who owns an infomercial production company. Some of her clients make millions in a few months with this crap. Apparently people are still watching regular TV and buying

 

[Metcalfe]

$20 for the mop, with a free $10 set of towels = $30 value

He will "spend $20 with you" giving you another mop and another set of towels

ie 2 * $30 value = $50 value!!!

... Wait... What?