Shoemoney picture on Jalopnik

[Netphase]

What would you drive if you were an asshole? Hummer H2?

What Would You Drive If You Were An Asshole? - qotd - Jalopnik

 

[papajohn56]

well, most people who read jalopnik are already assholes, so just ask what they drive already

 

[Jondoe0069]

The driver who goes to 18+ clubs to meet legal high school girls drives an H2. It's a car that screams "I care about no one but myself."

This guy must be a faggot. Who doesn't want to take home barely legal teen whores?

 

[Naterz]

I saw a website dedicated to this once

 

[vgeek]

lol I saw that earlier and thought I had seen that picture somewhere before.

 

[cheshire]

Haha, love this picture from the comments.

 

[Groomez]

well, most people who read jalopnik are already assholes, so just ask what they drive already

^QFT That and HellForLeatherMagazine, Wes started hellforleather and is an editor on Jalopnik

Damn city biker hipster.

 

[BigWill]

jelous haters suck

 

[deStone]

I, personally, think his h2 is pretty tight looking.... Haters gonna hate.

 

[Lord B]

I wonder if he has sent in a c&d to Jalopnik already

 

[heavyt]

he leases it

 

[GreeLee]

I like the shoemoney success story, but this depiction of an H2 driver is hilarious and spot on in my opinion. I love this - "It's made to look like a military vehicle, but is rarely driven by anyone selfless enough to serve."

Not that I like jalopnik (actually I've never heard of it before today) but the article is right - H2 is an AssHole transporter, no doubt about it.

 

[Firelead]

haters gonna hate

 

[Dare Devil]

Ballin', son.

 

[JakeStratham]

Real Hummer:

Fake Hummer:

Nice fake Hummer:

 

[tjewsky]

definitely an asshole transporter

 

[Jondoe0069]

haters gonna hate

Fuck yo donk nigga.

Blacks may have invented the elevator, street sweeper, and egg beater, but don't get it twisted - the white man invented the donk.

AMC Eagle sx/4

 

[efeezy]