Selling SEO ninja - Selling Points?

[stmadeveloper]

So I got a PM about my SEO ninja product in the Buy/Sell section and I'd like some advice on how to answer him.

 

[Bofu2U]

Tell him to try out using shady tactics before he can go pitch black, it should give him a taste of the power.

 

[Deliguy]

Karate chop him. If he can stand up afterwards he gets a 20% discount.

 

[Konkorps]

lol. thats hilarious, trade it for his out-sourcing services (they're probably equally hilarious)

 

[Webferret]

offer him a 50% discount, then double the price

 

[jryan21]

Just copy a dll file from your machine and rename it to a pdf file, if he complains about it, ask him how the fuck he's gonna be a ninja if he can't even open a pdf file.

 

[mattfca]

send him a html file that redirects to make monies...

 

[Jackeyy]

do exactly what it says on the box! free* and only pay S+H!

 

[Sticks79]

Take this fools paypal monies.