I'm Duke's agent and manager. I take care of the business side of things so that Duke can continue to kick ass and chew bubble gum. I'm sure everyone here has heard of Duke and his fantastic feats by now. This is the man who single handedly kicked alien ass and saved our babes from enslavement.
Duke is alpha as fuck and he doesn't like being messed around with. The last thing Duke wants to hear is excuses from a pipsqueak like Ryan Eagle on why EWA can't pay out the $90,000+ in commissions that's owed to him. Unfortunately that's exactly what happened and Duke is very upset about it.
Please keep in mind that when Duke is really upset, he tends to fly off the handle. Remember the time when Duke had that showdown with the Moon Assault Overlord at the end of Lunar Apocalypse? Duke said “I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!” and then actually kept his word and did exactly that. In case you have been living under a rock, I have DukeCAM video footage of the incident in question:
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll2hcZOnKt0]Duke Nukem Keeps his word!!! - YouTube[/ame]
As you can tell from the above video, things aren't looking too hot for Ryan. Mr. Nukem has authorized me to release an audio statement he made about this extremely frustrating situation. Below is Duke, explaining in his own words, what he's going to do:
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhkSKSndQMQ]Duke's statement - YouTube[/ame]
Phew, talk about emotional! Duke clearly feels betrayed! I wouldn't want to be Ryan Eagle right now.
Duke is alpha as fuck and he doesn't like being messed around with. The last thing Duke wants to hear is excuses from a pipsqueak like Ryan Eagle on why EWA can't pay out the $90,000+ in commissions that's owed to him. Unfortunately that's exactly what happened and Duke is very upset about it.
Please keep in mind that when Duke is really upset, he tends to fly off the handle. Remember the time when Duke had that showdown with the Moon Assault Overlord at the end of Lunar Apocalypse? Duke said “I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!” and then actually kept his word and did exactly that. In case you have been living under a rock, I have DukeCAM video footage of the incident in question:
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll2hcZOnKt0]Duke Nukem Keeps his word!!! - YouTube[/ame]
As you can tell from the above video, things aren't looking too hot for Ryan. Mr. Nukem has authorized me to release an audio statement he made about this extremely frustrating situation. Below is Duke, explaining in his own words, what he's going to do:
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhkSKSndQMQ]Duke's statement - YouTube[/ame]
Phew, talk about emotional! Duke clearly feels betrayed! I wouldn't want to be Ryan Eagle right now.
