Jenny: Teach you and not be a scam? Honestly, you're best bet is to just sit back and read the stuff in the "Treasure Trove" posts that have been stickied (use the search function).
Don't do just yet. Just read and absorb. When you finally get your head around the stuff in the Treasure Trove, or have spent a month thinking it all over (whichever takes longer), launch a campaign. Record everything you do.
If it succeeds, congratulations. Scale it up, profit.
If it tanks, tell us what you did and where you think you went wrong, and we'll try to set you straight.
Lastly, if you end up at WaFo... most of those WSOs are free things that have been repackaged, or are shit in the first place. Most of them are in them are in the free thread here.
papajohn: Dude, you've been here long enough to know we don't dickroll the n00bs when they ask n00bish question in the section for the damn n00bs! Seriously. Save the dick for the people that ought to know better.