8 years of my life and a drug that will make the island an amazing experience instead of booze which will make you want to shoot yourself. plus dogs fuckin kick ass bro.How are options B & C attractive to anyone?
B: You die, b/c you have nothing to defend yourself with at all.
C: You can only fuck a dog.
A: You get to survive and fuck a hottie (Assuming she's either scared of the gun or can be tempted with alcohol) and someone even does the fishing for you. Sheesh what an easy question.
Frankly option A sounds like kind of a nice life to me...8 years of my life
Meanwhile weaking your survival skills... Making you a lazy reefer when you need to be fucking rambo defending yourself from viscious animals with a damn hand knife!and a drug that will make the island an amazing experience
I'd only use the booze in option A for medical purposes and to control my hos.instead of booze which will make you want to shoot yourself.
Well, if that's your thing then... I'd think perhaps a standard poodle would be more attractive at least?plus dogs fuckin kick ass bro.
The Option includes a gun (Which they are afraid of) and tons of Liquor (Which is controlled by the gun.) If you can't figure out how to make a lesbian do your dirty bidding with both of those, then I definitely feel option A is not right for you.You don't get to bang the lesbian. That's why she's a lesbian. You can't twist the options!
I don't think the author was talking about Bunnies.You don't die because you don't have a weapon on B. You can hide, and you can create a weapon.